Crittertangles - On The Internet, Nobody Knows You're A ■■■■■■

❌❌ ~ Hypnotize ~ ❌❌ (urbantheory_)

(Credit if you use!!!) (kofi)

Some ancient cosmic wisdom for you: everything tastes better with butter on it and diets are a scam

I've noticed that there are a lot of coastal wolves here in particular, the call of the sea is strong

Rolling in everyones clean laundry stimboard

Jack Kirby

Check this out... A lamppost angel with tree branch wings

honestly fucked up they make fluorescent lights. YOU HAVE SNAPPED OFF AN ANGEL’s WINGS!

WHY!? There is no god there, only a mute and deaf angel which will not answer your cries!! You can die below it and it won’t even bat an eye!

Coloured light is…. Fine… but still not angelic enough. The angels are choking on their own light and whatever they have for a voice and are at your mercy.

Getting closer. There are angels here. They’re heard and seen and they love you. They invite us. Me and them are such good friends.

YES YES YES!!!! ANGELS MY BELOVED OH HOW I ADORE YOU! Please lead me, and below your guidance I’ll see the world. I trust and love you. Let’s dance in the streets.

Look at how much work this lovely angel is doing. What a sweetheart.

Tiktok therians: Therians don't ACTUALLY believe they're animals!!

The observable universe:

I must admit that I am a bit jealous of starseeds due to their sheer numbers. You are guaranteed to find at least one starseed in every larger spirituality-/psychedelia-related space, meanwhile the alienkin community is but a tiny fraction of the larger alterhuman community which is pretty much exclusive to the internet.

I'm getting a bit desperate to find new hive-mates, but the starseed community is also rife with antisemitism and I don't want to hang out with people who think I harvest children's souls

I want to believe that there are "normie" alterhumans in this world... That in some suburb out there lives a middle aged dad who likes football and other ball sports because he's a dog. Literal golden retriever boyfriend