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Wanting to be this gif and its aura as a human being

Wanting To Be This Gif And Its Aura As A Human Being

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1 month ago

Mmm yum yum

Morning Won't Rise

Morning won't rise

me: maybe I’m actually faking being nonbinary, and I’m actually cis

also me: literally almost disintegrates when called she


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2 months ago
I Wrote This Tweet As A Joke But I Thought About It For Longer And Started Crying Because When Seperated

i wrote this tweet as a joke but i thought about it for longer and started crying because when seperated they do metaphorically kill themselves . like they kind of lose a certain part of themselves thats held together by the opposing forces of their differences . i sound fucking crazy i know but its so insane that as soon as s3 hits and they stop sharing an office suddenly they get so Different . which obv isnt solely because of each other but i feel like they were kind of holding each other together in the 10+ years that they worked in the same office . as soon as they arent near one another at all times anymore they start morphing into one another to make up for the other's absenceAm I Making Any Sense At All

2 months ago

mr milchick


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2 months ago

LOL this is my main man right here

LOL This Is My Main Man Right Here

and how dare u leave these in the tags

I’m losing my mind over this one cecil panel

I’m Losing My Mind Over This One Cecil Panel

He’s so pathetic I need him


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5 months ago

Bone, abyss, rot. I actually love this post

Who to tag hmmm @its-moonlightt sorry I don’t have many people to tag

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

2 months ago

noooo fish!!! don’t you know it’s dangerous in there!!! you’ll be fried fish if you don’t escape the perils!!! the fries were fried there in the frier!!! the box!!!

a goldfish inside of an air fryer that is extremely overpacked with french fries (they will not cook properly) 

The fish has an arrow pointing to her that says Not Safe and (she is unaware of the danger)

this box is full of so many fries

I love fries, this is great

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