Oh Alice..you Would Have Loved Tim Pls Don't End Up Like Him

Possum Mom Clark, my beloved

I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I DISCOVERED JASON CAN JUST FUCKING SUMMON SWORDS???????? WHY DOES NO ONE EVER MENTION THIS???!!?!?!!!

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

literally them

Babe wake up, new stupid screenshot of Miguel just dropped

+ a dumb meme

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

reading superbat is so funny because superman always says/thinks "damn idk why batman is so broody and cold, i wish he were more like that one guy bruce wayne! he's so much easier to talk to and understand!"

buddy i have terrible news for you.

literally. i smoke herbs often and thought mint would be probably a little rougher on my lungs (especially since i hate mint, the flavor, most of the time) but i was really surprised when it was actually really easy in comparison to say lavender or mullen

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back