I Would Like To Take A Moment To Appreciate Miles's Huge Spidey Eyes

Sam and Max genderbent Sam and Max

Does he NEED a gun that big

all these arguments about the new harry potter casting but all i can think is that every person involved in the series has willingly signed up to work with such an outspoken transphobe

[dramatic music]

I got that dog in me

And that dog is Sam, from famous franchise Sam & Max

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"

RIP Gregory House. you'd totally enjoy what we wrote about you and Wilson on the Internet and print it out just to fuck with Wilson

He is NOT. SKINNY!!! (picks up a chair and throws it at the wall and it splinters into a hundred pieces of wood) AAAAGGHGGGHHHGGGH (rips the glass pane from the window and smashes it over a vase causing both items to shatter into shrapnel) (and the ground is covered in sharp fragments of wood and glass and ceramic and I use my powers to swirl them all into the air launch them directly towards you. For drawing him skinny)

SHOULD NOT HAVE REWATCHED ATSV OMFGGG WHY IS RIO’S SPEECH ABOUT TO MAKE ME CRY