"mom I Frew Up"

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now

its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement. 

hes so goofy ‼️ the silly billy ‼️‼️ he has no thoughts no brain cells‼️‼️

nuh uh

Into the Spider-Verse, 1:35:50, Frame 137875

what cuttletavio is this 🗣️🔥🔥 ⁉️⁉️⁉️

Inspo: “Confession” by Francis Bernard

all these arguments about the new harry potter casting but all i can think is that every person involved in the series has willingly signed up to work with such an outspoken transphobe

I need me a freak hoe that’ll do freaky shit in bed like hold my hand under the covers when we sleep

When you get so obsessed with a character that they not only take up all the space in your mind, they also have you searching for fanfics like a feral raccoon rummaging through a garbage can

replaying 304 and i noticed this guy

he’s doing jack shit. cannot be bothered. not helping out with the group assignment

Everyone on Twitter complaining about BTSV coming out in 2027 and it being too far away just know I'm blowing you up with my mind rn