Latest Posts by cryingscreamingfrog - Page 8

transfem with adhd who can’t stop talking about that new show she started watching even when her girlfriend’s dick is shoved inside her.

the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

cis people doing the "you're ugly" "you don't even try to be feminine" "I wouldn't fuck you" stuff is silly like, yeah you're ugly and I wouldn't fuck you either. I'm not like this for your pleasure.

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

oh no! the estrogen has decreased my already pathetic amount of muscle, sure would be a shame if a strong woman came along and pinned me down or something

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

For me, this is what being mtf feels like

Gromit by @junebug-jamboree

oh………,,,,,,, ok

sorry your boyfriend got subducted. yeah he’s reintegrating with the mantle and sinking down to the core mantle boundary where he’ll heterogenize and be immediately overlayed by more subducted slab material. yeah he’s completely unrecognizable from when he was on the surface and only detectable by slight differences in seismic wave velocity. sorry :/

Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

Normalize this response

Finally got a euthanasia appointment by entering the konami code into BetterHelp

Me in my girl's bed

making a nest here

Me but with sending an email

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

One of the things that sucks about being an animation nerd is having to live with the fact that, from a technical standpoint, the Hotel Transylvania movies are absolutely ground-breakingly staggeringly incredible.

me and the tgirls are all sharing our hyperfixations but then one of them casually mentions her organ collection and starts staring intently at my abdomen. and my panties begin to moisten.

I wanna treat her like a

Princess

you gotta take that tgirl out for lunch and insist that you pay for the meal. she deserves it.

I don't get how u can be in lgbtq and not support the T.

Like, "I'm valid but y'all arent"?????

Idiots.

being trans is so isolating sometimes, im too scared to relate to the few gay girls in my class just out of fear that they'll just not see me as a girl

Honorable Lady Google Dot Com I would like your cutest tgirls kissing pleqse

I didnt know they made that noise

Mantra.

whenever you masturbate god kills another US marine