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Wunky dinner

isopod<3

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I’m so bad at sex I got an F in sex it’s even on my drivers license

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, UGHHH!!😭😭😭

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

Italian Nirvana

Heart of the Forest 🍂 - ig | bsky | twitter | commissions | prints

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

perfect time for a walk in the rain

More sketches

we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

Sketch time

My new favorite genre of picture is a very special thing that most animals (and humans!) do: face nuzzling as an act of greeting/comfort/intimacy. thank God that this is happening all over the world right now

Isn’t it wonderful?!

paws at you

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I've been using to get let's just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

HEY

WAIT

STOP SCROLLING !!!!

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coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

i am neither anons i am bee :3

Ah. Wonderous. Only the bestest of bee, :]

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

Ok this isn't a bug but I need to share - LOOK at these absolutely minuscule precious little poppies

White pygmy-poppy, Canbya candida, found in Southern California

Photos by keirmorse, mojavedon, and pokemon_master