I Had To Re-read This Like 4 Times Before I Could Understand That The First Part Was Not Talking About

this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable

Very satisfying shake 👌

Finally, some decent weather (via)

My life is in shambles and I am a shell of a man

Bro looks like an oversized mouse and I’m here for it

@ginger-ale-official

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

A collectable, if you will. A trinket, even

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

He’s just a wiggly guy

losing my mind losing my mind

Idk if this is like a Mandela Effect thing, but didn’t Youtube for the TV have a feature where, when you were rewinding a long video, a dog would show up to chase the white ball on the video progress bar?

Am I literally insane or does anyone else remember this?