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My dnd character before the campaign: famed and highly celebrated lawyer with decades of difficult, complicated cases under his belt.

My dnd character in my first session playing him: operating in a makeshift court and accusing a goat of perjury and contempt of court.

obligations, guilt, and the inherent catharsis of saying fuck

After that hug he will go to sleep of course

My favorite gag in The Disastrous Life of Saiki K, which is less of a gag and more of just part of the series, is that Kusou just never speaks aloud. No one ever comments that this bitch is scowling and never talking 24/7 even as they’re having conversations with him. He just beams his words right into their heads and whenever I think about it too long I start cracking up. That whore opens his mouth for coffee jelly and nothing else.

John Dory’s dating history in a nutshell

Silver is so touch starved

I’m just gonna run full blast to the other side of the room. You’re good tho — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3DW2dnE

mothman

you'll always be above

i said mothman

fly up like a dove

i said mothman

cuz you're always loved

you make me happy

I absolutely love this. It is very well written and I don’t think I can recommend this enough.

Routine

Summary: Logan has a routine that he follows. It’s important to have a good routine.

Word Count: 2200

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cws: shouting and a bit of panicking

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Things had been in a bit of an… upheaval to say the least, at least in Logan’s mind, but he’d still managed to keep at least himself on schedule, if not anyone else. He even had it printed out so as to take the burden of remembering his routine off of his mind.

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it's probably just the influence of Puss In Boots, but nowadays whenever i have a dream about a talking cat (happens every 2-3 weeks), said cat has a spanish accent