Why Do So Many People Make Tiktoks While They're Clearly Driving. What The Fuck. Stop That Shit, You're

Orange side thoughts

I think them and Logan should be besties

Dante is so cute Dante is life dante is my heart and soul I miss Dante sm

Day 2 (Two)

 Lesbian Pride

Characters: “Thomasia [Last name not decided | SHOA] & Aderyn [Last name not decided | SHOA]”

  [Image Description: A woman named Aderyn is carrying her girlfriend, Thomasia, in her arms. Aderyn has a lighter skin tone with wavy hair that is shaved on the side, she is looking lovingly at her girlfriend. There is a note next to her to remind the creator (myself) that she is meant to be of German descent. 

  Thomasia is a woman who has a condition that causes Hyperpigmentation causing patches of skin to be darker than the surrounding skin. Her skin is darker in comparison with Aderyn’s. Thomasia doesn’t have the majority of her right arm (has only part of the upper arm, just below the shoulder. Thomasia has her left arm wrapped around Aderyn. There is a note next to Thomasia to note that she has the condition Rheumatoid Arthritis (RA).]

  [Text in Image: Thomasia x Aderyn; (under Thomasia) twin (the meaning of the name and a note that Thomasia has a twin); (under Thomasia and twin) has RA (short for Rheumatoid Arthritis); (under Aderyn) German; June 2nd (second); Lesbian Pride]

  These two are nicknamed the ‘Cool Aunts’ of the class as while, neither of them are responsible for the class, they still are some form parent figures for the rest. Thomasia’s ability is the ability to teleport to places she has been, which is useful when trying find where a group of classmates are hiding around campus. Adelyn is one of the people you should call if you broke something but don’t want the teachers to know, with her ability to create a mimic of any object (minus organic material such as food or real animals) using a substance she can create and mold at will, she can easily fix it and if it is beyond repair, she can dig a hole to bury it.

  Image drawn on June 2nd or 6/2/2022.

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

Thank you Governor Newsom

Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

I am pretty sure that this is related in some way to ‘rejection sensitivity’ which is at least a bit common in people with ADHD. 

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

Day 3 (Three)

Bi Pride

Characters: “Nicoren [no last name in canon | Disaster Crew] & Stephan Castellanos-Nomikos [Disaster Crew]”

  [Image Description: Two people stand near each other with part of a big cat next to one character to show that he is related (not in a family way, in a concept way) to it. The man on the left who has the big cat, specifically one based on a jaguar that has a condition that causes the production of a lot of melanin, is named Nicoren. Nicoren has dark skin, oddly green eyes, and curly black hair that seems to have some deep jade green in it. Nicoren is wearing a tank top with the text “I’m purrfect” on it in the bisexual colors, he is also wearing black shorts with bisexual leggings, and black boots to finish this look. Nicoren appears to have a strange tattoo on the inside of his lower right arm, he is also a “were-jaguar” or at least something that can be called that. 

  The man on the right is a Caucasian with messy blond hair and golden eyes who is named Stephan of the Castellanos-Nomikos family. Stephan is still sitting down and is much bigger than Nicoren.]

  [Text in Image: Stephan; 7′2″ (seven feet and two inches, or around 218 [two hundred and eighteen] and a half centimeters) monstrosity (in reference to the fact that Stephan is a ridiculously tall being; ‘(no one in fam [family] knows why he is so tall); Nicoren; lowkey 6′4″ (six feet and four inches, or around 193 [one hundred and ninety three] centimeters); You think he’s like 5′6″ (five feet and six inches, or around 167 [one hundred and sixty seven] and a half centimeters) but no (in reference to Nicoren); Both Bisexual; combination of Nicolau & Renato (a note of the names combined to make Nicoren’s name); leads people to victory (the meaning of Nicolau, to my knowledge); reborn (meaning of Renato, to my knowledge); Were Jaguar; June 3rd (third); Bi Pride]

   These two (plus their friend) are not apart of any universe I have made yet but I want to state that they are somewhat inspired by alittlesliceofcucumber‘s Spooky Lads! AU. They aren’t dating but close friends. The three of them have a business of sorts that is basically “pay us a commission and suggest what we do, and we try our best to do it (without destroying the world)” they will even do some less than legal things but they generally won’t commit murder. They are often mistaken for monster hunters as they often do things related to the supernatural but they are very much not. 

  Nicoren and Stephan get along great, with their love language being lovingly insulting each other, being salty, and sarcasm, but they have one genuine argument that they will never agree on and will go on until someone stops them. It is all about whether being turned a vampire, but your heart never stopped beating until they were full vampire, could be considered dying. 

  Here are some close ups of the two.

  [Image Description: A close up Nicoren and more specifically the text. You can see that here Nicoren has fangs. Nicoren is doing finger guns. A small example of the tattoo is seen off of Nicoren’s body. It looks like a “t” with a shape similar to the circular part of the on/off button that on electrical devices. The circular part does not touch the “t” and is at the bottom/smooth part of a “t”]

  [Text in Image: Nicoren;  combination of Nicolau & Renato (a note of the names combined to make Nicoren’s name); leads people to victory (the meaning of Nicolau, to my knowledge); reborn (meaning of Renato, to my knowledge); Were Jaguar; June 3rd (third); Bi Pride]

  Nicoren is the newest member of this odd jobs club and least educated. He is both the muscle, the looks, and the distraction. He can best be described using three (3) words that start with the letter ‘b,’ bada**, b*tch, and b*stard. He knows that he is a solid 10 on looks but cannot read (Stephan and Kolimai are teaching him) but he can identify a crazy amount of random stuff. 

  [Image Description: A close up of Stephan so you can see the text better and see that his eyes are golden with tones of red and not brown.]

  [Text in Image:  Stephan; 7′2″ (seven feet and two inches, or around 218 [two hundred and eighteen] and a half centimeters) monstrosity (in reference to the fact that Stephan is a ridiculously tall being; ‘(no one in fam [family] knows why he is so tall); Both Bisexual]

  Stephan is from a well known, famous, and powerful family of magic users (most are sorcerers but some are wizards) and is an extremely intelligent young man... so you would think he would be good at magic... but his genetics decided to be a**holes and gave a condition where he will get migraines, mild vertigo, and very severe motion sickness when he casts (or even affected by) magic. There is only one spell he can cast without this condition activating, summon balloons. He is also gained a habit where if he panics and can cast a spell, he will cast that spell. It has solved a lot of problems, but it also made a ridiculous amount of problem exponentially worse. 

  He is extremely stubborn, clever, and can hold a grudge for eternity. He may be an a**hole, but he is a loving a**hole.

  Image drawn on June 3rd or 6/3/2022.

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”