You Never Know When Learning A New Skill Will Come In Handy. For Example, I Had A Crush On A Boy In Middle

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

When they say “be not afraid” they are both telling the human that and themselves.

another volunteer at the cat shelter was telling me that the trick to socializing feral kittens is not to look at them because "if you don't show them your eyes they don't feel threatened" and i couldn't help but think of angels interacting with humans in the same way

charlie slimecicle will roleplay a relationship or romantic inclinations as a bit and accidentally create the most heart-wrenchingly beautiful and tragic love story about a person slowly coming into themself and learning to be loved and to love in return in ways they never believed would be possible for them because of some deeply rooted belief in their own inherent wrongness and brokenness and then he'll say some shit like "bazinga"

Family reunion!! (Sorta)

An idea came to me at 3 am and I’m soooooo tired

fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d

I think abt the left 4 dead 2 graffiti so often. Like they really had the human condition nailed huh.

do you ever wonder if styrofoam would taste like cinnamon

it doesnt

The Creature: You made me, therefore you must bear the consequences of my creation.

Victor Frankenstein: Nuh-uh

The Creature: fym nuh-uh?