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Latest Posts by cryptidzatitagain - Page 2
sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure
Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai
Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward
(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)
me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts
trans person: im trans
society: ok
the magnificent african forest buffalo:
Janus and Remus are really angling for Logan to lose it huh-
“is that all i am to you?” Thomas Sanders I Am In Your Walls.
Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there
heeppy hoolida
rat x rat intrulogical does anyone understand me. remus as a rat bc hes feral and bites and full of strangely intelligent mischeif. logan as a rat bc hes strangely smart despite being viewed as otherwise and loves puzzles and also fruit, probably.
Kai ordering me to take the two of them out 15mins earlier than usual (and succeeding)
🔲 relax shoulders/unhinge jaw
🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable
🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink
🔲 deep breath
🔲 resume your silly activity of choice
thinking about it logically, i reckon that the orange side is his own separate entity (who just so happens to be able to exert his powers over the other sides). but i for one am So Sick of watching Logan be ignored (and SO Sick of watching him have his autonomy stripped away), that if it all comes down to him being "controlled" by another side, i am quite frankly gonna be peeved
all of the sides + Thomas: *are arguing about some stupid shit*
Logan: i think it's best if we -
Thomas: not right now, Logan
the orange side, in the back of Logan's mind:
kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
I recently came out to my mother's side of the family who are majority conservative christians and it went much better than I expected. Like, they were weirdly supportive. I only got one comment insinuating that I might possibly be going to hell but it came from my aunt and she's dying soon anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Anyway, I'm telling them how shocked I am and that I honestly thought that they'd have more of a problem with it when my grandma is like "Well you know we've been through this before with your uncle Nicky" and I'm like "what" and so it turns out that my uncle Nick was born a Natalie, came out as a boy at 19, and my great grandma proceeded to pay for his top surgery and hormone therapy. In 1974. And I just had to process for a bit because my entire life no one has referred to him as anything other than he/him and his chosen name. I ask why no one ever thought to mention this and they're just like "tbh we forgot. It's been so long that he's been a man" This man is married. He has a wife and three kids. I ask my relatives how they went about having kids, whether through adoption or sperm donor or what and none of them know. Apparently he just told everyone that they were gonna be parents and then one day showed up at my grandma's house with a baby. No questions were asked. Just. He and his wife had a baby now and that was that. Three times. Weeks later when I finally talk to my aunt Sarah (Nick's wife) all she tells me is that neither of them have ever been pregnant and, I quote, "sometimes you just come into children". She phrased it like people use the phrase "come into money". Like children are something that just happens to you. I ask my relatives if any of them had a problem with Nick being trans at the time, saying I'd understand if they had negative feelings about it, as it was the 1970s after all. They were like "nope" and i was just like "you didn't think anything of it?" And my grandfather was like "these things happen" while the other adults nodded sagely. So I guess the moral here is that if my conservative christian relatives could accept my uncle as trans in the 1970s then there really isn't any excuse for anyone. And also my family needs to ask more questions because I'm fairly sure my aunt and uncle stole their kids.
I’m laughing my ass off at that last sentence- But I’m so glad your coming out went well! That’s one heck of a way to find out you have LGBT relatives.
I’m just gonna run full blast to the other side of the room. You’re good tho — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3DW2dnE
i know dearly that many of my mutuals are musicians so i hope this one breaches containment cause i really want to know the wider tumblr scope on this one
Coming to get you
The eyes of the mist
If you’re cold, he’s cold, bring him inside.
Head empty, just monkey in the snow.
Tripitaka: *falls into a frozen river, almost fucking dies*
Zhu Baije: hey. hey guys. wanna hear a joke--
Yoooooo!!!!
Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.
No, no it isn’t.
fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d