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crystal-cryptic

SmolNova22

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crystal-cryptic
1 week ago

Sometimes when I see a clown/jester character I can't but feel like a bird.

Like yes, you colorful silly guy dance and hop around for me with your weird noises as I fall in love and you become my favourite character.

crystal-cryptic
2 weeks ago

fun facts about sharks

Fun Facts About Sharks
Fun Facts About Sharks
Fun Facts About Sharks
Fun Facts About Sharks
Fun Facts About Sharks
Fun Facts About Sharks
Fun Facts About Sharks
Fun Facts About Sharks
Fun Facts About Sharks
crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
Prinxiety.......... Sighhhh......... Dont Mind The Thing On The Right My Friend Decided To Write That

prinxiety.......... sighhhh......... dont mind the thing on the right my friend decided to write that LOL, if there's any other ship you guys are interested in lmk! :D

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago

I'm not saying JD Vance did it, I'm just acknowledging the fact that 10 hours before it happened the Pope had to give him a talk on being more compassionate. I'm saying that would've stressed anyone out.

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago

girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
Kyoya Has Something He Wants To Say

kyoya has something he wants to say

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
Okay But Like What If

Okay but like what if

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago

draw it bad and draw it weird and draw it catered only to yourself and draw it wobbly and draw it too small and draw it with the default brush and draw it without using references and draw it and leave it unfinished and draw it for the first time and draw it

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago

A while ago it was a trend to draw this screencap of Tamaki. I wanted to join in 🤧💖

A While Ago It Was A Trend To Draw This Screencap Of Tamaki. I Wanted To Join In 🤧💖

I finally touched my busted computer again, it has been not working as well and part of the touch screen is broken. I love paint tool Sai 2 but using my computer is a hassle 😭. Where can I petition to get an app for Sai.

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
ID: Black and white sketchy comic featuring a non descript blob person protagonist. They are irritated and at their computer desk, they're thinking "God, people are arguing under my posts again." The computer has a tumblr comment section opened up.
The comic zooms into the tumblr comment argument. Someone with the username "Soft Boi Bacon Potato 6" comments "You can't be pansexual and have he/him pronouns it's literally impossible. Look it up on the dictionary."
Another commenter called "Dastardly Dog Hog" replies with "What? Since when?"
Soft Boi Bacon Potato 6 replies back with "You literally have a tiktok art style lel i'm not explaining anything to you."
The protagonist looks uninterested as they click on Soft Boi Bacon Potato 6's profile, thinking to themselves "Eh, they're probably like 13 or something"
Upon opening Soft Boi's tumblr profile our protagonist is greeted with the most diabolical looking Angel Dust as their header saying "Erm. What de frick?" 
Soft Boi's profile picture is a generic anime boy 
The tumblr's header reads "UWU step on me senpai~"
below that reads @softboibaconpotato
The tumblr's bio reads "38 years old, Ravenclaw XD, centrist"
The protagonist looks on in dismay, looking visibly shaken and defeated. The words "38 years old" repeat behind them. The words "thirty eight fucking years old" appear below them. Comic ends.

some days you cannot help but pity some people

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
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Cis woman confronted by police officers in Arizona Walmart restroom for looking too masculine speaks out (exclusive)
Advocate.com
“The only men in the women’s restroom were the cops,” Kalaya Morton said.
crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
Birdfalls??
Birdfalls??
Birdfalls??
Birdfalls??
Birdfalls??
Birdfalls??

Birdfalls??

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
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crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
The Chunky TV, The MySpace Emo, Ouran Highschool Host Club… Those Were The Days.

The chunky TV, the MySpace emo, Ouran highschool host club… those were the days.

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
Just An Extremely Normal Thing To Say

Just an extremely Normal thing to say

Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.

Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.

Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.

Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.

Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.

Reminder these are people.

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago

ohshc is the funniest found family of all time because it's really a bunch of wealthy teens + one non-wealthy teen running a host club out of their school's music room for the following reasons:

a hopeless romantic who really does want to make the girls who come to the club happy, but is also completely fucking oblivious to his own romantic feelings

a guy who is literally only in it for the money and the networking

a set of twins who are in it for the lolz (and to find someone who appreciates them as individuals)

a former karate champion who's there because he gets free cake

a guy who never talks and is only here to hang out with the karate champion

a girl who's there because of indentured servitude and everyone likes her in a way that makes them queer.

oh and also there's a random girl who does not go to their school but declared herself their manager and lives under the floorboards

and their nextdoor neighbor is an occultist who's allergic to the sun and carries a cat puppet

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
Someone Requested For Ouran High School X Saiki Crossover💗

Someone requested for Ouran high school x Saiki crossover💗

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

IT MAY TAKE ME A MONTH TO PUT OUT A CHAPTER BUT AT LEAST IM NOT USING AI TO WRITE IT

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
In Absolute Tears About The Pride Module At My Work

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
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crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
Showing Respect For My Elder Animes

Showing respect for my elder animes

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
B-b-b-blow Him Up

b-b-b-blow him up

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago

pls just let me be a dumb stupid kitty and not think for a while... make me do things for (or to) you, control me, take care of me or make me listen to everything you say but whatever happens DON'T let me think for myself!!! this shit is TIRING just wanna be a pretty kitten that goes meow meow meow and behaves

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago

There's just something about the idea of a conniving, two-faced, yandere guy that scratches an itch in my brain. Especially if he's a bit younger and face of an angel.

Just imagine it. Him being your junior in school/work, looking up to you because you guys are in the same club/team. While you are stuck supervising him because he can't seem to do anything right. He's such a crybaby too, always asking you for help with those watery eyes because he's scared you would get mad. But it's so hard to get mad with that face of his, pretty privileged is a bitch and you aren't immune to the affect of cuteness have on you. And, this little crybaby knows full well on how to use his appearance to his advantage, like a fox pretending to be an innocent rabbit. Luring you to him under a false sense of safety, making you think of him as some sort of meek, harmless prey. Only to bounce at you when it's too late to escape. And by the time you realize what happened, he already had you trapped under him, and he isn't the meek, crybaby you think he is.

And ughhhh, I need more younger sly guy Yandere x older woman reader scenarios. I might have to write some myself.

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
Trust….we’re Doctors 🧠
Trust….we’re Doctors 🧠

Trust….we’re doctors 🧠

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago

Tamaki: I'm afraid we can no longer mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time. Kyoya, nodding: Manslaughter it is.

Tamaki: I'm Afraid We Can No Longer Mansplain, Manipulate Or Malewife Our Way Out Of It This Time. Kyoya,
crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
Kiss Kiss Fall In Debt

kiss kiss fall in debt

crystal-cryptic
3 weeks ago
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