cultofdilfism - She/Her
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Hey! I post stuff here that I love and my favorite old men! Down bad for Lee Van Cleef.

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5 months ago

Sorry guys I'm brainrotted and thought this was a good idea


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5 months ago

Ways that Lee Van Cleef characters might have lost their fingertip (just guys I've seen and have ideas for):

Cudlip (Beyond the Law): Bit off by horse.

Ryan (Death Rides a Horse): cut off by Walcott for disobeying him, told it would be his trigger finger next time.

Mortimer (For a Few Dollars More): Old war wound. He usually refuses to explain it any more than that. (The full story is that he got a badly infected splinter and had it amputated. during the war. so you know. technically not a lie. He shares this with Manco apropos of nothing several months into their renewed partnership and Manco appropriately interprets it as a proposal and accepts by silently offering him his cigar. Which Mortimer takes even though he is actively smoking his pipe at this moment.)

Angel Eyes: Kills anyone who asks or acknowledges it in any way. (It was actually from a normal carpentry accident just like the real Lee Van Cleef.)


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6 months ago

Gotta love that feeling when your celebrity-crush is a decent human being

Gotta Love That Feeling When Your Celebrity-crush Is A Decent Human Being
Gotta Love That Feeling When Your Celebrity-crush Is A Decent Human Being

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6 months ago
I Think Meeting This Man Would Fix Me
I Think Meeting This Man Would Fix Me
I Think Meeting This Man Would Fix Me
I Think Meeting This Man Would Fix Me
I Think Meeting This Man Would Fix Me

I think meeting this man would fix me


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6 months ago

yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother


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6 months ago
I Felt Contractually Obliged To Do This. Happy Holidays Everyone (sorry Not Sorry)

I felt contractually obliged to do this. happy holidays everyone (sorry not sorry)


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6 months ago

When I first watched the grand duel, the soundtrack took my soul and I started to levitate. I need it injected into my veins. It’s sooooo gorgeous

6 months ago

That's the reason I haven't posted anything new all this time (that, and absolutely not my lack of free time). I know it's still very far from perfect, but I'm learning

Maybe I'll even make more, though I can't promise anything


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6 months ago
Everyone On This Site

everyone on this site


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6 months ago

I wasn't active for quite a while, but I'm finally back!

I Wasn't Active For Quite A While, But I'm Finally Back!
I Wasn't Active For Quite A While, But I'm Finally Back!
I Wasn't Active For Quite A While, But I'm Finally Back!
I Wasn't Active For Quite A While, But I'm Finally Back!
I Wasn't Active For Quite A While, But I'm Finally Back!

Anyway, love his nose


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7 months ago

ATE

Eat up, y'all cuz I put myself to WORK on this one 🗣🔥💯

Only 100 people this DIVA 💜


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7 months ago

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

7 months ago
Still Can't Believe People Really Thought He Always Looked Mean

Still can't believe people really thought he always looked mean


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7 months ago
ME NEXT ME NEXT
ME NEXT ME NEXT

ME NEXT ME NEXT


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7 months ago

UGHH HE'S SO FINE AND FOR WHAT

[twirls hair] heyyy…

[twirls Hair] Heyyy…
[twirls Hair] Heyyy…
[twirls Hair] Heyyy…
[twirls Hair] Heyyy…
[twirls Hair] Heyyy…
[twirls Hair] Heyyy…

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7 months ago

Reblog if it’s ok for your mutuals to tag you in posts they think you’ll like even if you don’t talk often.

7 months ago
Oh, To Be His Wife In The 50's...
Oh, To Be His Wife In The 50's...
Oh, To Be His Wife In The 50's...
Oh, To Be His Wife In The 50's...
Oh, To Be His Wife In The 50's...
Oh, To Be His Wife In The 50's...

Oh, to be his wife in the 50's...


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7 months ago

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

7 months ago
By Gonthorn Nilodom
By Gonthorn Nilodom
By Gonthorn Nilodom
By Gonthorn Nilodom

by Gonthorn Nilodom

7 months ago
Goofy Ahh (affectionately)
Goofy Ahh (affectionately)
Goofy Ahh (affectionately)
Goofy Ahh (affectionately)
Goofy Ahh (affectionately)
Goofy Ahh (affectionately)
Goofy Ahh (affectionately)

Goofy ahh (affectionately)


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7 months ago
Day Of Anger | Tonino Valerii | 1967
Day Of Anger | Tonino Valerii | 1967
Day Of Anger | Tonino Valerii | 1967
Day Of Anger | Tonino Valerii | 1967

Day of Anger | Tonino Valerii | 1967

Lee Van Cleef


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