rb if you think asexual people are cool
my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god
Sir, could you hit me on the head with your metal arm so I don't have to go to school?
-πͺ
No, you need to go to school. Itβs important
Reblog to give your period cramps to Elon Musk
Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! Michelangelo, a renaissance sculptor who worked in marble to produce human-sized statues, and illegally disected corpses to teach himself human anatomy. He's armed with two mallets, a sharp chisel in his belt, and so much murderous rage because the Pope keeps insisting *he paint stuff* even though *he's a sculptor*, damn it! VS Caravaggio, a renaissance painter who liked to brawl (or maybe a brawler who liked to paint?) and probably murdered 3 people (at minimum). He's armed with a walking stick, a dagger, and a plate or artichokes. Also, he's fighting for another pardon for murder from the Pope.
You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!
I'm betting on Michelangelo.
I go by they/them pronouns. My Preferred name is Alex btw for anyone wondering. I just like to reblog random stuff and be silly. I AM A MINOR LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CREEPY PEOPLE. Also Taken π.
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