Bitches Hate Me For My Earnest Whimsy And My Pathological Degree Of Avoidant Behavior

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

if you are a freak just work in pathology. this is the secret. just get in here the pay is comparatively bad and you get to look at all the human organs you could ever want

not to be a guy whose meds are working but i am having a good time and i like my job

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

Bob Yeager

Hi all! My good friend Tara / @iaiamothrafhtagn is looking at a very large vet bill for her beloved cat Miss Adventure and we're trying to pull together funding for it. If you have a few dollars to spare, her Paypal is @19012501 and her Venmo is @Tara-Hillegeist.

“i do taxidermy so i need to get a different scent of dish soap for my dishes” is really a sentence that only makes sense for the smallest group of people ever

i think the fundamental problem i have with the way people talk about neurotypical people is that a lot of it seems to attempt to derive what neurotypical people are like based on what (the post author thinks) societal expectations for them are, which is like using gender roles to figure out what men/women are really like