I Went To See Parasite Completely Blind Besides Being Aware (unavoidably) That There Was A Hard Tonal

sometimes i am struck by the fact that there are people i follow on tumblr because we were friends on livejournal TWENTY YEARS AGO

Beyond and Back - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Roundtable [x]

the older i get the more i realize how unimportant it is to tell people my business

if you are a freak just work in pathology. this is the secret. just get in here the pay is comparatively bad and you get to look at all the human organs you could ever want

not to be a guy whose meds are working but i am having a good time and i like my job

My wife put the thought of graying KiraDax in my head and now here we are.

The true fix AU I crave

Always thought a fun horror piece would be a twilight-zone style narrated horror series where the Rod Serling figure is both diegetic and also very clearly trying to help out the protagonists without getting caught; raising his voice at an opportune moment to distract the characters from something dangerous to look at, taking plot critical documents out of a desk and putting them in plain view in the background of shots, moving around an office during the opening Serling Speil unlocking all the doors and windows, and in the climax the protagonists are able to crawl out a previously locked window. In the final episode the freak of the week notices he’s there, goes, “oh, this asshole again,” and abandons their pursuit of the nominal protagonist in order to kill the narrator who (and this is crucial) spends the whole chase sequence moving at the exact same measured pace, speaking in the exact same measured, overprepared monologue, as the antagonist blunders into carefully-prepared environmental hazard after environmental hazard. This is the narrator’s house. You’re visiting, but he lives here, and now he’s decided that he’s the story he’s narrating is Home Alone.

i am 30 or 40 years old i should not have to worry about ‘finals week’

ohhhhhh i am probably going to fail this chemistry class

Hi all! My good friend Tara / @iaiamothrafhtagn is looking at a very large vet bill for her beloved cat Miss Adventure and we're trying to pull together funding for it. If you have a few dollars to spare, her Paypal is @19012501 and her Venmo is @Tara-Hillegeist.