NASA Advertising "do You Want To Be An Astronaut" To Tumblr Users Surely Means Something. What Have You

quick what is everyone doing right now

HE CALLED HIMSELF THAT???

Church of Whale Fall

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.

alright what are the preferred editing softwares of vidding on PC in this the year of our lord 2023. i haven’t cut up an episode in like seven years

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

Cover letter with the vampire

CV update with the vampire

Intake paperwork with the vampire

not to be a guy whose meds are working but i am having a good time and i like my job