If I Follow You, Think Of That As Me Liking All Of Your Posts.

does anyone have 55 quettatons of tnt for me to use

i'm going to do something REALLY funny (blow up the sun)

anyways

bon nuit mes cheris et cheries, je vous aime tous.

where the 1000 year old vampires at

who up lookin for a thrall

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i would literally be so easy to kidnap

just tell me you're going to give me sour patch watermelons and the world will never see me again

and it'd take me like a solid 30 minutes of being in the van until i realize that there never were any sour patch watermelons

older woman with tattoos/piercings who gets me drunk/high save me

save me older woman with tattoos/piercings who gets me drunk/high

everybody go watch a minecraft movie in theaters, it's peak.

10/10 it needs to make 1 minecraftillion emeralds at the box office or there's never gonna be a sequel!!!!

(but for real it's like a 4/10. still peak fiction though.)

never beating the emo stereotype allegations cause unfortunately i have jerked off while crying while mcr was playing and the only reason im admitting to that is cause its really funny

due to popular demand (two people) i took this last night. i look like some kind of ghost and it's not adventure time. close enough tho.

sorry gng

fell asleep for three days and was only woken up when i smelt the first ashes of civilization starting to fall.

i am ready to be silly online once more