Also Sometimes I Forget That All Of The Thoughts I Put Here Are Literally Public And Then I Start Tweaking

hey ;)

what’s the perviest thing you’ve done irl?

not entirely sure how to answer this unfortunately...

i haven't done much that's explicitly perverted on purpose (i still try to cling to some aspects of my morality and like... shame, as much as i try to get rid of both). but i suppose i've lightly touched myself in class (not to the point of orgasm but it was still something).

and also i'm terrible at remembering little things so i might have done something way weirder!!

my minecraft pets

their names are lard and coconut oil :3

i'm gonna try to get more like parrots and stuff

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Submissive, (mostly) hairless, generally feminine but that's honestly not a requirement (kinda just cause I'm a bit feminine) and uhhhh ideally shorter than me

Basically a guy I could just really step on and overpower y'know?

yawn... i'm so tired, silly people in my phone. i had a lot of trouble sleeping last night and then had a super busy "morning" (slept in until 11:15 am.) but now i'm free!!

what will i use this freedom for? not much, tbh. being silly online, playing minecraft, the usual. maybe even posting some silly thoughts here!

i think i focus too much on older women tbh but they've been on my mind a lot recently

don't get me wrong, gr00mers are the scum of the earth but also IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!!

does anyone have 55 quettatons of tnt for me to use

i'm going to do something REALLY funny (blow up the sun)

i don't normally remember my dreams but i dreamed about ace attorney guys i might be a little bit... gulp... obsessed? no way!!!

need more women in my inbox and dms

MOMMY? MA’AM? MISTRESS? MISS? WHERE ARE YOU ?!???