Hey, If You’re Not Busy Later Can I Come Over And Melt Into You?

Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

i hate the tiktokification of the concept of intrusive thoughts so much, there is nothing intrusive about jamming your finger into a pot of hair product. if you knew the intrusive thoughts i get you'd call for me to be locked up

war never changes

The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people But when we go to our homes, we will not find these homes destroyed.

Love is really dope when you find your person.

computer show me men furiously jerking off and desperately rutting their hips into their own hand. puter let me see men mindlessly grinding into whatever they can get their hands on until they finish in their boxers. computer i wanna see men throwing their heads back in pleasure as they gasp and pant and whimper. puter give me eager men just trying so desperately to get themselves off. puter can you hear me

Out of Touch

the worst thing that could possibly happen to ao3 is it being put on the app store so please stop asking for it because you don't understand what would happen if that went through. ao3's whole deal is it archives EVERYTHING, while the apple app store's whole deal is keeping everything clean and safe. so if ao3 were to have an app all of the 'bad' stuff, including nsfw in general, would have to be censored at best or would be purged at worse. the google play store is more lax but who fucking knows what GOOGLE would police if they got their hands on the archive. do not ask for an app. do not use third party apps. it's on mobile browser functioning perfectly, just fucking use that before you ruin everything for everyone please.

ME NIEGO A RECONOCER ESTO.

ES EL MALDITO GASLIGHT MÁS GRANDE DE LATINOAMÉRICA.