I Feel So Shaky Posting This LMFAO

Didn't draw anything for it but happy 10 years of not what he seems 🙏

Tiger walking through algae.

I couldn’t find any gritty Valentine’s so I made my own

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

pov me giggling sinisterly whenever making a new account on any social media app because I know nobody from my school will ever be able to find me

Knock on wood

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Cousin entered my room today after a long time of not being at my house and she said "your room is very gay" and im very happy now

Once in seventh grade Spanish I was struggling on a test. I couldn't remember the Spanish translation for "pencil sharpener". I looked around the room in desperation. Directly behind me was a pencil sharpener, labeled with the Spanish translation. I thought about it for a moment and simply wrote down "I do not remember."

We got our tests back a week later and my teacher marked that question correct. I went to her desk and told her she messed up the grades, i obviously got that one wrong.

She told me she gave me the points because I was honest. I knew she knew the answer was right behind me. She knew I knew she knew.

Ever since then honesty has deadass been the best policy for me

(Came to mind because I couldn't remember how to smth on a math test today and I just wrote "I cannot remember how to do this problem." Honesty hasn't gotten me any points since seventh grade but never hurts to try?)

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