I'm Going To Start With A Cow. Let's See How Balanced Of A Farm We End Up With 🚜

Bioware: got some straight gas 🧨 this strain is called "dragon age: the veilguard" and you'll be zonked out of your gourd 🎇

me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw anders in the background for a split second

my mutuals pacing: one of the companions is lying to us

Gritho ily !!!!

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

i skipped lunch what are you gonna do about it

" You will begin to cough in 24 hours. "

Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me

"we had ai-"

"i asked chat gpt-"