Morgan Needs To Be Right Down There With Nicodemus In The ‘pulls Into The Drive Through And Orders

>Morgan is very tall

>Morgan is very buff

>Morgan has buff long legs

>Morgan walks really fast

>Everyone except Harry has to run to keep up with him if he walks at his normal pace and he is easily annoyed by people walking slowly (slowly by his standards which is basically normal pace for us non-giants)

^ Things Morgan keeps insisting when all the not super weirdly tall people around him call him super weirdly tall 

Headcanon:

Carlos refers to Morgan as "Uncle Morgan" on a regular basis. Morgan has given up on trying to get him to stop.

POV you are a 12 year old budding wizard being recruited into a secretive militaristic order by a bunch of people in funny clothes 

Mouse: BARK

Harry (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

every time…

There's 3 people that are allowed to call him Donald and one of them is dead

puts a bow in his hair and grabs his face to apply lipgloss and sends him to war and he kills 10,000 men

Churchill once said the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, but I think that geese should be feared. They're bastards.

Carlos Ramriez after having his french fries stolen by a goose

Morgan: Dresden, somewhere out there, there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe.

Morgan: And I think you owe it an apology.