Widowmaker X Hanzo For Anon, I Hope You Like It!!

I'd chip in to pay for that

Meets Morgan in Storm Blood: Little trigger happy that one. Every subsequent meeting after: I...gods I hate that guy. Has just finished reading Turn Coat: I came out here to hate Morgan and I am feeling so attacked right now. First of all fuck you for making me care about him and second of all, who can I pay to animate Morgan nuking a Shagnasty?

I would love to see that.

Morgan is a bastard, but hes OUR bastard.

Why do you like sharks?

Harry: Zombies sounds like a bad way to die. 

Morgan: Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. 

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

Morgan, on an undercover mission with Anastasia: это деликатная ситуация- OH my God Anastasia look at that dog it’s so adorable! do you think I can pet it? 

Anastasia: Morgan please focus we have a job to do. 

(это деликатная ситуация = This is a delicate situation. For the record I just love the mental image of Morgan, a giant bearded man with a Cossack hat and a long black winter coat, getting distracted by and excited about cute dogs.) 

Donald "It's just a flesh wound" Morgan, ignoring 12 stab wounds:

Harry to Butters: Listen, you just saved me from having “Disemboweled by ancient sailor with a snake fetish.” carved on my tombstone, so let me give you some free advice.  There are an astounding amount of powerful people in this world.  And a lot of them are flat-out crazy.  So…. Trust me…..  You will always be in over your head.  Always.

*Morgan jumps by using geomancy to crush dozens of zombies under a mountain of earth*

Harry: Unless you’re Morgan.

Butters: Nice sword.

Morgan, at least when he was younger and more lighthearted and all, definitely leans on all of his friends shoulders just to flex that hes a literal giant.