“Have You Ever Been Approached By A Grim-looking Man, Carrying A Naked Sword With A Blade About Ten

Anastasia: Hey Morgan, how are you feeling?

Morgan: Alright, I've got this headache though. It comes and goes.

Harry: *enters the room*

Morgan: Oh look, there it is.

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Harry: Maggie, go clean your room.

Maggie: *activates lightsaber in darkened hallway*

Harry: *sighs* All right. Let’s do this *activates lightsaber*

Good news everybody now that all of my stupid exams are over I can focus all of my time and energy onto replanning and rewriting that 33 chapter fic I wrote 9 chapters of 2 years ago except this time with even more bastards in it 

Who does Jim Butcher think he is, ripping my heart out

So I work at a library and I'm listening to Summer Knight.

I'd chip in to pay for that

Meets Morgan in Storm Blood: Little trigger happy that one. Every subsequent meeting after: I...gods I hate that guy. Has just finished reading Turn Coat: I came out here to hate Morgan and I am feeling so attacked right now. First of all fuck you for making me care about him and second of all, who can I pay to animate Morgan nuking a Shagnasty?

I would love to see that.

Morgan is a bastard, but hes OUR bastard.

Charity: knock knock

Michael: Who's there? I hope it's you, because you're the best.

Dude these are so awesome. I love the mental image of Morgan grumpily walking out of the woods with sticks in his hair

Morgan Headcanons Round 2

I hope this helps @cyr-frey.

1. Morgan’s favorite animal is the wolf. I have no real justification for this one it kind of appeared recently.

2. He is a veritable font of random knowledge. Want to know how to handle a stagecoach? The melting point of lead? Which evocations Luccio has banned in the barracks? Ask Morgan he probably has the answer.

3. He is half the reason she has a list of banned evocations to begin with and no he won’t explain why they are banned.

4. He is very much an urban predator. Find a troublesome warlock in the middle of 5 million people no problem. However ask him to find anything at all even in a small forest and he will come back 6 hours later covered in mud, sticks in his hair and being chased by a skunk.

5. He rarely ever takes any of the obscene amounts of vacation time he has banked but when he does it is usually because Luccio has threatened him.

6. Most of the wardens make for terrible patients. Morgan however tends to be fairly calm he understands that he is a liability if he is injured and is willing to obey the healers wholeheartedly.

Sorry that this is short and nonsensical today. I just got off of a double shift at work and my brain is not cooperating.

Morgan: Listen up you little shits.

Morgan: Not you Bill, you're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.