somewhere, there is an apprentice who, instead of using a proper fake-Latin incantation, decided to command wind with “yeet” and “yoink.”
Harry couldn’t be prouder.
This is either Anastasia and Morgan back when he was an apprentice, or Morgan and one of the young wardens.
“Can you hit him with your knife?”
“I believe the technical term is stab.”
I would arm wrestle Jim Butcher for Morgan’s full backstory.
(He's basically an angry potato anyway so I feel this is fitting)
Happy Birthday Harry Dresden!
Mouse: BARK
Harry (with the same tone and volume): WHAT
Harry: Maggie, go clean your room.
Maggie: *activates lightsaber in darkened hallway*
Harry: *sighs* All right. Let’s do this *activates lightsaber*
POV you are a 12 year old budding wizard being recruited into a secretive militaristic order by a bunch of people in funny clothes
“Evil’s afoot.” “Well, sure,” Bob said, “because it refuses to learn the metric system.“
Jim Butcher, The Dresden Files #9, White Knight
Cʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇɴᴀᴅᴇꜱ. {23}
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