Morgan: Listen Up You Little Shits.

Imagine Anastasia and Morgan as paranormal investigators like the dudes from buzzfeed unsolved except instead of one being a dick to ghosts and one being afraid of the ghosts they both are a dick to the ghosts. 

Like, the goatman bridge thing;

Morgan: It’s MY bridge now

Anastasia: We’ll be back for you, goatman, afterall it is our bridge now

Morgan: As we snuff out these candles we snuff you out of the mortal world you fucking wimp

Anastasia: I’m dancing on your bridge! Look at how I’m dancing on your bridge!

Morgan: Fuck you Goatman

Anastasia: If you want me off this bridge you’re gonna have to throw me off of it!

2017 didn’t even feel like a year it was just the 2016 Deluxe™ Expansion Pack.

I feel so called out. 😂

>Morgan is very tall

>Morgan is very buff

>Morgan has buff long legs

>Morgan walks really fast

>Everyone except Harry has to run to keep up with him if he walks at his normal pace and he is easily annoyed by people walking slowly (slowly by his standards which is basically normal pace for us non-giants)

Luccio:[burning a dossier with Young Morgan’s information in it] The Donald Morgan you knew is dead! Happy birthday! You’re the White Council’s baby now. Are you prepared to do whatever the Council asks of you!?

Young Morgan:[super stoked] YES!

Luccio: Can you keep your head about you when confronted with mind-blowing weirdness at every turn!?

Young Morgan: YES!

Luccio: Are you ready for anything?

Young Morgan: YES!

Luccio: …Are you still ready for anything?

Young Morgan: YE-[Luccio takes out a staff and clubs him in the knee]

Luccio: Wrong! Lesson number one, trust no one! The minute god crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them! Get up damn you!

Young Morgan: [hesitantly gets up]

Luccio: Your training starts now. When i’m through with you, you’ll be a member of the elite organization that’s been thanklessly defending this big-ass world since the Second Trojan War…the invisible one! [Opens portal to the Nevernever and shoves Morgan in]

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

the point of this hellsite is not to get followers, it’s to make friends you would never have met otherwise and torture them with cursed memes and crack headcanons

I’m looking back at this and laughing at my own bad jokes but the real funny thing is every time I’ve ever written about Justin DuMorne (homophobic x hates the irish) he’s been big gay so F for him I guess

I also wish there was an Evades Taxes x Fucks to Survive square because I think nothing would do Lara Raith more justice than that

This is all I wanted to do