Hi Yes I Love It

Totally real fact:

Morgan strings random words from different languages together in a sentence when he’s tired in an attempt to get people to leave him alone. 

There's 3 people that are allowed to call him Donald and one of them is dead

I love these so much!!

Morgan Headcanons

Since the wonderful @cyr-frey has been posting headcanons that have brightened the last week considerably for me I guess I will try my hand at it as well.

1. Morgan knows how to embroider. He isn’t necessarily great at it but he can manage simple patterns well enough. It was one of the things he learned during WW1 as a way to keep himself sane.

2. He was taught to be a blacksmith/farrier by his father before he learned that he was a wizard. He has very little talent for the advanced magical bladesmithing that Luccio does but he is more than capable of fixing a plow or shoeing a horse.

3. I always pictured him as being a particularly bellicose Scot. I have no idea why since there is nothing in the books to suggest this it kind of just stuck its self in my brain.

4. On that note I feel that he speaks quiet a few languages. English, Latin, Italian, German (the language he uses for his spells), Scots Gaelic, Russian, and bits and pieces of a dozen others. Italian he learned insults first because he was a bit of a troublesome apprentice and proper vocabulary and grammar came later.

5. As He has been a bachelor for over a century I feel like he learned to cook and do it well. He is a great cook with a taste for simple filling meals, however he also has recipes for a dozen or so complicated dishes that he uses to bribe his way out of the doghouse with his captain.

6. Luccio has been unsuccessfully trying to set him up with someone ANYONE for decades. She more or less gave up around 1985. Even her patience has its limits

7. Morgan is well aware of her efforts and appreciates her concern in a philosophical way but really wishes she would stop. He is more than capable of finding his own partners thank you.

8. He may be a viscious bastard and snarky as hell to the warden recruits but God help you if you even look at them funny in his presence. He is a terrifying Papa Bear who has no problem guarding the younglings under his command.

9. I feel like the side of his personality that Dresden sees is only a sliver of himself and that around other wardens he is a very different man. A jackass sure but one who is more than willing to joke and laugh with his fellows as they share drinks. He is the one who acts as Luccio’s eyes and ears within the ranks and goes out of his way to keep the wardens running at an individual level while she handles the big problems. (I rewrote this one 5 times and am still not happy with how it reads and am not sure in properly conveys my thoughts but oh well.)

10. Morgan’s favorite hobby is reading although he rarely has time for it. His warden gear always contains a book and it is a common sight on group missions to see him sprawled out on a hotel bed reading anything from philosophy to Sci-fi.

Well that was fun. I hope the fandom enjoys reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. *Scurries back into the shadows from whence she came*

go ahead talk about my current hyperfixation i won't be weird i promise

Perhaps once I have graduated with an English degree I will have it in me to finish a fic that is longer than 1 chapter.

guy who hasn't had lunch yet: does the entire world feel doomed to anyone else or is this one just between me and the flaming skull

The dresden files show is like, way off from the books, but the one scene I honestly belive would fit in the books is:

Morgan: some things never change. Always blowing things up. Harry: I don’t always blow things up. Morgan: right. Sometimes you set things on fire.

Like, that is a legit exchange that would happen.

Morgan: Dresden, somewhere out there, there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe.

Morgan: And I think you owe it an apology.

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