Cyr-frey - Commander Donald Morgan.

Perhaps once I have graduated with an English degree I will have it in me to finish a fic that is longer than 1 chapter.

Gun > Hocus pocus

(Dresden’s shirt in the sketch says “That’s Doctor Smartypants to you”)

I looooove ignoring a character's death in the media I like, like what do you mean they're dead no they aren't they are alive and I'm having a cup of tea with them right now :] no I'm not in denial shut up shut up shutupshutupshut

Can someone make an accurate movie or show of the Dresden files? I want to see action scenes done by a guy wearing sweat pants and cowboy boots. Also, wizard with gun.

honestly

the only thing i could think about this panel of retribution was this

Churchill once said the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, but I think that geese should be feared. They're bastards.

Carlos Ramriez after having his french fries stolen by a goose

I feel like Morgan was a lot like Harry when he was an apprentice. 

This again but this time it’s about how much it blows to be the executioner. He could really use a better job :/ 

Who needs the stupidly intricate plan I put together for The Warlock when I could just forget about the plan entirely and have Morgan monologue about how much it blows to be a Warden for two pages 

puts a bow in his hair and grabs his face to apply lipgloss and sends him to war and he kills 10,000 men

^ Things Morgan keeps insisting when all the not super weirdly tall people around him call him super weirdly tall