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Harry Dresden: This is your captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing immediately.

*everyone claps*

Harry Dresden: The bad news is, we’re crash landing.

*Plane goes on a dive*

Harry Dresden: When it comes to air travel, we know that you have no choice whatsoever, but thanks again for choosing Air Dresden.

POV you are a 12 year old budding wizard being recruited into a secretive militaristic order by a bunch of people in funny clothes 

Funny story the first time I read Storm Front I somehow managed to entirely gloss over Morgan's physical description outside of "tall and have sword" - I have no fucking idea how I did it but it happened - and when I went back to reread my favorite parts I saw it like a solid two months after I'd finished the book and had a VERY different picture of him in mind. The part that shook me the most was the ponytail, I had always pictured him with short hair up until then

When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:

Freddie Mercury's cats

Unknown Cat

Miko

Tiffany

Oscar

Oscar & Tiffany

Dorothy

Goliath

Lily

Romeo

and his favourite cat who has a Queen song named after her…

Delilah

And here is Freddie wearing a waist coat with all of his cats painted on it

Genre of character: submissive like a guard dog is submissive

honestly

the only thing i could think about this panel of retribution was this

Morgan: I just want two things. Tea, and some goddamn peace and quiet.

puts a bow in his hair and grabs his face to apply lipgloss and sends him to war and he kills 10,000 men

Who needs the stupidly intricate plan I put together for The Warlock when I could just forget about the plan entirely and have Morgan monologue about how much it blows to be a Warden for two pages