As We Know Boris Has Some Strong Opinions On What Theo Wears (too Boring, Don’t You Have Better Shoes,

As we know Boris has some strong opinions on what Theo wears (too boring, don’t you have better shoes, Potter?) so i’m picturing him buying Theo some honestly ridiculously expensive clothes (see: fur linen coat, tailored made) or gucci pumped shoes (c’mon he absolutely would) or rolex or whatever. It’s all in somewhat good taste but entirely too much Boris so Theo hardly ever wears all this outside of their appartment UNTIL Boris mentions that his old friend (read: girlfriend) is going to visit and Theo pulls such a ridiculously over-the-top look that essentially says: my boyfriend is rich russian mobster who always loved me more than you and Boris is laughing for an hour

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d1jonmustard

3 years ago

i dont know who needs to hear this but any kind of guy you want girl thats the guy ill be turn myself upside down (yes i will yes i will) any kind of guy you want girl you know ill agree turn your whole world around (yes i will yes i will)

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d1jonmustard

2 years ago

someone i need help on my for you on here, it’s filled with like anime porn. the more that i try to get rid of it the more it comes back save me it’s been like this for months i’m not into anime porn writing

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d1jonmustard

5 years ago

I will never be over Pippa telling Theo that they could never be together because if one of them fell the other would fall with them instead of being able to help them and then Boris just fucking picking Theo up and getting his feet sturdy on the ground, Boris just fucking does exactly what Pippa says she couldn’t. Boris doesn’t let himself fall with Theo, he saves Theo and the painting, he saves Theo by saving the painting. Boris saves Theo in the exact way Pippa tells him she couldn’t and wouldn’t be a suitable partner because of her incapability to do so.

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d1jonmustard

2 years ago

just imagine. you're 15 you're high of your ass on god knows what your mom died in a terrorist attack you're suffering from trauma your dad just died, he never loved you, and you're running away and you're in love with your bestfriend and he kisses you and you know he wont come with you.

JUST FUCKING IMAGINE

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d1jonmustard

2 years ago

It’s 2011, Kendall just said “hell” in a Big Time Rush song and it’s the edgiest shit ever

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d1jonmustard

1 year ago

THE WORLD IS ENDING NEXT WEEK, but there is nothing much i can do about it. so today i will walk down to the park and sit in the grass. i'll watch a bee flutter from flower to flower. the bee doesn't know it is futile to pollinate a flower that will go up in flames next week. in this moment, i wish i didn't either.

THE WORLD IS ENDING IN FIVE DAYS, the headlines declare. the scientists are trying to come up with something, but it will probably only help the rich hiding in bunkers. the cure will never make its way back to me. and i tried to be outraged and indignant and loud. but mostly i am just sad that there is nothing i can do for the homeless woman i see outside my work who always compliments my hair when i dye it a new color. there is nothing i can do except give her a cup of water on my way out, and tell her she has a beautiful smile. with five days left, i know i will never see one more beautiful again.

THE WORLD IS ENDING IN THREE DAYS, and i laugh over coffee with my friend that i wish i had made a bucket list or something before i knew the world was ending. wish i had some grand ambition for what i want to do before there is no me left to do it. but mostly i just want to laugh and be with the people i love. i ask my friend what she hopes the afterlife will be like. she talks of clouds and colors we can only dream of and the feeling of freedom. she asks me what i hope it'll be, and all i can think to say is that i hope it feels like having enough time with everyone you care about. and she takes her hand in mine, and promises we will make what time we have left together enough.

THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW, so i stay up all night with my roommates playing video games. we scream out insults in between laughter, and congratulate the victor of each round as if they have just won the olympics. and while the moon climbs in the sky, we share our last secrets over dinner. the things we thought we couldn't bare anyone else knowing suddenly feel so small, and the sharing of them so sacred. and when the sun begins to rise, we'll know we don't have much time left. so we'll hold each other tight, and whisper "i love you" until it all blends into one beautiful harmony of last-minute affection. and we will wish there had been more time to do just this. and we will promise that if there is something after the fire that will extinguish us all, we will always do this. we will love each other infinitely with all the time we have. and it will be enough. it will be enough.

THE WORLD IS ENDING by judas h.

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d1jonmustard

11 months ago

(x)

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d1jonmustard

2 years ago

todd: today's my birthday

neil (an empath) sensing that it's his birthday: is today your birthday?

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d1jonmustard

2 years ago

theo really said "there wasn't exactly a word to describe boris and i" and proceeded to spend the next eight to eleven years of his life comparing to some level the girls he was allegedly attracted to and the bonds he had with them to the bond he had with boys he knew

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d1jonmustard

2 years ago

Let’s take ibuprofen together