Holding Back Tears As I Block The Beautiful Women Who Are Following Me. Im Sorry Ladies Its Just That

favorite comfort headcanons for boreo? 💕

- I’ve touched on this is another one of my posts, but I believe Boris most definitely has sung to Theo softly when Theo is having nightmares or any trouble sleeping. He’ll just roll over and sing quietly in Russian or Polish with his arm flopped over Theo until they both fall asleep again.

-. Boris seems to be the kind of person that is quick to help another out (like Theo) but is less inclined to take care of himself in that same way. Theo is therefore the one who ends up cleaning Boris up (when he insists that really, it’s just a scratch) after episodes with Mr. Pavlikovsky or one of their fights etc.

(I would write more, but i’m very tired and can’t think clearly so i will go to bed. feel free to dm me and we can chat on this, bc i definitely have hcs!)

AITA for wanting to spend time with my terminal friend?

I (53M) pretended to die in a fire so my best friend won’t be alone during the last few months he has on Earth and he called me an ass at my funeral, but I did it FOR him because if I didn’t I’d have to go back to jail. AITA here?

Edit: the jail time was for a little felony, I just drove a car into my ex’s house, no one got hurt.

Edit: yeah it was on purpose but my friend forgave me so it doesn’t matter

Edit: Okay some of you think you’re soooo clever, which is why you’re on the internet judging other people’s lives instead of doing something interesting or useful. So sad how you only have one way to feel big.

Edit: yes my bestie really is dying. yes it’s a little gay. yes he’s my enabler. people can be all three, it’s the twenty-first century.

Edit: stop upvoting u/aussiedoc and u/parkpuncher, they don’t know me, they’re lying. flooding a hospital would be so juvenile, I would never do that.

edit: seriously how am I the bad guy, what was I supposed to do, let my man kick off alone? you people are terrible.

edit: okay it’s a lot gay.

Donna Tartt Character: I love this beautiful, ethereal girl. She is so glamorous, and intriguing and I love her so much. She’s the most aesthetically pleasing person I know and I feel like I can trust her. I maybe kissed her once? I think maybe I was drunk?

Also Donna Tartt character: my best friend is so handsome, and I can’t stop looking at him, and everything he does makes my stomach flutter with butterflies. One time he kissed me and I can’t stop thinking about it and I’m going to describe it in great detail and it was the best moment of my life. But I’m definitely a straight, heterosexual dude what are you talking about?

Donna Tartt really put her whole Tarttussy in The Goldfinch

just watched the goldfinch movie with my good pal @somethingmissingthings and here are some of our favorite letterboxd reviews. 

oh boy do i have so many thoughts about this movie but i won’t get into those now. 

ANYWAY, last but not least:

don’t we all, jacob, don’t we all.

i hate him

wilson reacting to things by looking straight into the camera like he’s on the office moments

this is probably his wardrobe

#romance

Under their umbrella -ella-ella #littlemenbigworld