Imagine a long time some time after canon Boris and Theo quietly get married, and while it's not actually a secret, Theo likes to be discreet about it. One day a woman is hitting on Theo so naturally he tells her that he is married and she's like ohhh I'm sorry I didn't know you had a wife!! And Theo could correct her and tell her that he does not, in fact, have a wife, but a husband, but he doesn't because he hasn't reached that level of self acceptance yet, and either way, he doesn't think he will ever see her again. But he does see her again, while he is out with Boris, and when she asks him who that is he panics and says, "he's my wife". Boris finds that hilarious and after that day he exclusively refers to himself as Theo's wife, much to Theo's mortification.
bad pics but woah 7’ sky full of song by florence and the machine 🦹🏽♀️
AND janis ian between the lines in rly good shape
happy record store day !
Donna Tartt Character: I love this beautiful, ethereal girl. She is so glamorous, and intriguing and I love her so much. She’s the most aesthetically pleasing person I know and I feel like I can trust her. I maybe kissed her once? I think maybe I was drunk?
Also Donna Tartt character: my best friend is so handsome, and I can’t stop looking at him, and everything he does makes my stomach flutter with butterflies. One time he kissed me and I can’t stop thinking about it and I’m going to describe it in great detail and it was the best moment of my life. But I’m definitely a straight, heterosexual dude what are you talking about?
his ass is NOT playing bass
i finished it they are gay
i’m watching dead poets society are those two roommates gay. it’s just a question btw i think they r gay
Coco biting on a toy lightsaber, looks like he’s shooting his laser beam
Uhhhhh we talk a lot about how the goldfinch painting represented Theo’s heart and self and which motherfucker stole it and not NEARLY enough about how Popchyk is a symbol for Boris’ heart and self and how SOMEONE took Popchyk to New York and tenderly cared for him for years, in this essay I w
House MD + Text Posts (6/??)
Donna Tartt really put her whole Tarttussy in The Goldfinch
JASON SCHWARTZMAN + Wes Anderson Feature Films
they/he shiloh comeback woah also i was shilohtheravendor
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