Dance Dance

AITA for wanting to spend time with my terminal friend?

I (53M) pretended to die in a fire so my best friend won’t be alone during the last few months he has on Earth and he called me an ass at my funeral, but I did it FOR him because if I didn’t I’d have to go back to jail. AITA here?

Edit: the jail time was for a little felony, I just drove a car into my ex’s house, no one got hurt.

Edit: yeah it was on purpose but my friend forgave me so it doesn’t matter

Edit: Okay some of you think you’re soooo clever, which is why you’re on the internet judging other people’s lives instead of doing something interesting or useful. So sad how you only have one way to feel big.

Edit: yes my bestie really is dying. yes it’s a little gay. yes he’s my enabler. people can be all three, it’s the twenty-first century.

Edit: stop upvoting u/aussiedoc and u/parkpuncher, they don’t know me, they’re lying. flooding a hospital would be so juvenile, I would never do that.

edit: seriously how am I the bad guy, what was I supposed to do, let my man kick off alone? you people are terrible.

edit: okay it’s a lot gay.

someone i need help on my for you on here, it’s filled with like anime porn. the more that i try to get rid of it the more it comes back save me it’s been like this for months i’m not into anime porn writing

"you have 2 hours and 8 minutes left to live, how are you gonna spend your time?"

me asf

HAPPY 69TH BIRTHDAY LOTF!!!

Love this book sm<3333

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wow chase from lab rats is so autistic

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.