Hello, Tumblr User. Before You Is A Tumblr Post Asking You To Name A Female Fictional Character. You

Damn saint is thick

I can't draw anything in digital, so I decided to take up paints.

Fuck

How online do you have to be to be considered chronically online?

Uhh

Anything above 2 hours is my personal judgement.

I can :3

can the snek be trusted with 52 metric tons of methamphetamine?

I don’t think anyone can be trusted with that

Basic ahh bitch

Best type of bread?

I'mma be a basic ass bitch and say white bread

We'll bee in the afterlife together

Poll plant of doom.

Pick a pole, and if it is the most voted, you lose and it was actually a pole plant and not a pole

Happy birthday!!

Obligatory birthday post.

YOU THOUGHT THE CHILDREN WOULDN'T FIGHT BACK? WHOS GETTING DESTROYED NOW??????

Behold my ass getting soundly handed to me

I think you need to sleep

Imagine how awesome it would be if I could root into the ground and photosynthesize like a plant

How are you so active in Tumblr? Teach me your secrets!

i have a tab of it constantly open and i always backread after i wake up or when i go out because of the fomo that comes with Missing a post 😎

Oh wow I wonder what the cat is looking at

I am a birdwatcher look at what I found a week ago