Dadspridenjoy - Mutt 🐶

rubbing your friend's pussy while watching tv in the dark. edging her and edging her til she's asking you to make her cum. just bestie things

making a girl write down all the things that she'd never, ever do because they're too gross and embarrassing, and then having her put a checkmark next to each one as they happen. it's like a sticker chart for being completely broken!

Matt Santomarco

oh, ok, i see how it is. you “want me to make more noise in bed” but the second i pull out the bagpipes i’m “not taking this seriously”

Oh, you’re horny? That’s cute. Come hump my leg about it like the pathetic impatient little slut you are while I decide if I wanna fuck you or not.

i need someone to mount me, but like, the same way a dog mounts a pillow and humps it to completion. animalistically, ferally. like to them, i'm not even there, i'm just the closest convenient object to masturbate with

"I could fix him" well I could be the one person he's nice to and soft with, while he remains just as unbelievably awful as ever to everyone else <3

Film yourself raping me and post it so i can read all the nasty comments on it after. Make me relive the trauma everytime the video gets brought up. I wanna get stopped on the street by pervy old men who recognize me from it. Bonus points if they're so desperate to recreate it that rape me themselves