I Gotta Get Ready To Go To A Graduation In A Few Minutes But Instead More World’s Finest!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Ok so

LOOK AT THEM! They’re beautiful!!!

I might go on a world’s finest tangent today.

(Is tangent the right word? Idk)

I just need to talk about how much I love this series.

"Flash take the controls," Hal ordered, opening the hatch at the back.

Barry blinked, noticing the empty pilot's seat and zooming into it, shouting, "Are you crazy? I don't know how to fly this thing?!"

"What?" Hal demanded. Something exploded on the planet.

"I'm a forensic scientist!" Barry yelled, wildly pressing buttons. "Isn't there some kind of autopilot?" Looks back to see Hal gone.

Their spaceship proceeds to nose dive towards the alien planet, and Barry starts screaming--

Batman paused the footage, turning to the newer members. "And that's why flight training is now mandatory for all members of the League."

I wonder why

What if like 10% of people in Gotham has a “I know who Batman is but I will never tell a soul” moment.

Like a kid who Bruce saved while he was starting out was scared so he showed his face a bit more to calm them down.

Or that drunk guy in fear state who saw Bruce.

Or a lady who saw a Batman fight people and his mask got scraped up and she saw his face.

Or someone saw Batman lay flowers at the alley where the Waynes died and connected the dots.

They all know but they will deny it till kingdom come cause that’s how Gotham people are.

Like sure there are definitely some who have tried to tell other but there is quite a few who have just figured it out and decided that’s just not a thing they’re gonna talk about.

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

I love them

idk what to say

I’m accepting this as canon in my head. If I ever get around to actually writing the fan comics I have in mind, expect Brucie Wayne shenanigans.

The thought that Brucie Wayne and Batman being two completely separate entities that Bruce can code switch between has consumed me especially with the idea that he mixes the two together on occasion to fuck with people

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*Batman and Superman searching a dressing room*

Superman: What about this thing, it looks suspicious?

Batman *full Batman voice*: That’s an eyelash curler darling

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*OG JLA revealing identities to newbies*

Green Arrow: Your turn Bats, who are you?

Batman having decided to fuck with him walking up to him cocking his hip putting one hand on his chest and in full Brucie Wayne mode: C’mon Ollie-Dollie you know who I am. We dated 💕

Green Arrow (internally): Modem noise

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Recently revealed identities with Clark and Brucie being at the same party

Brucie: oh howdy 🤠 cowboy, fancy meeting you at this shindig

Clark *flustered* (internally): he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman…

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*Bruce getting a call during a JLA meeting*

Brucie: Oh! hello dear, yes of course I’m coming to your party I’ll see you later 😘

Batman: Our security measures need to be increased due to the number of criminals currently attempting to follow heroes to their base of operations

JLA *experiencing whiplash*: what.

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*undercover Brucie and members of the JLA at a party*

Bruce *pretending to be drunk wandering over to the flash*: excuse moi but can I get your attention for just a momento😊

Flash *completely disconnecting Bruce and bats*: yeah uh sure sir are you alright

Batman *quiet but deep Batman voice*: there’s an assassin in the rafters

Tbh that’s not too dissimilar to how the golden/silver age comics worked. Clark was originally Superboy helping people around Smallville.

Idk if people actually new but I think it would be hilarious if they did and were just like “yep, we totally don’t know who superboy is, just sending flowers over to the Kents for fun.”

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

Making a “people know” one for Clark.

Clark stopped a tree from falling on a kid during a field trip. The family sent flowers and pies to the Kent’s afterwards.

A woman saw Clark zip into his apartment when she was watering her plants late at night.

He helped a kid get their cat out of a tree as Clark, and the kid noticed that he floated down when he thought no one was looking.