Ok so issue 5 is the last issue of this arc I think.
So everyone is arguing about who should sacrifice themselves.
Kara feels terrible cause she lost Robin in time.
I can only imagine how hard this is for her, but we don’t have time to process cause guess what
CLARK GOT MIND CONTROLLED OH CRAP!!
I AGREE! OH MY GOD!!
Oooo yes please!!
Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL
Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”
Oliver: “oh come on Batman you identity isn’t that special.”
Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”
Oliver: blue screens
Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”
The circus knows that Dick became Robin and then Nightwing.
Listen they know that kid! They know how he operates. They were worried at first but before they left they talked to Dick and Dick was absolutely ecstatic so they decided to keep their mouths shut.
Like they let him fly on the trapeze, they probably wouldn’t have blinked at him being a vigilante.
They make stops at Bludhaven now to say hi and read up on his pursuits.
They always knew he was meant for the center stage.
Ok so I’m working on something.
I might change up the formatting but we’ll see if this ever get finished.
Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL
Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”
Oliver: “oh come on Batman you identity isn’t that special.”
Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”
Oliver: blue screens
Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”
Does it? I moved here a few months ago.
One time in Gotham there was this tiny coffee shop that was being investigated for embezzlement but it turns out that it was just Bruce Wayne tipping way more than necessary.
Hands u some cookies
Dick got thrown off a building and Bruce jumped to save him. And when he caught him this is the scene that happens. This is such Silver era bs I love it so much.
Hear me out… what if he wears the most fashion disaster looking things only to completely pull them off. Polka dot shirt, absolutely stunning. Fedora, somehow comes off as mysterious. Tacky tropical button up shirt, classic surfer boy.
It frustrates everyone so they tease him about it.
Dick Grayson wore a polka dot shirt one time in the 90’s and yall really won’t let him live it down.
Hi! I just read one of the best comics I’ve ever read. It’s beautiful, it’s compelling, it’s well written. I highly recommend this to anyone who wants to read a beautiful comic.
I’m accepting this as canon in my head. If I ever get around to actually writing the fan comics I have in mind, expect Brucie Wayne shenanigans.
The thought that Brucie Wayne and Batman being two completely separate entities that Bruce can code switch between has consumed me especially with the idea that he mixes the two together on occasion to fuck with people
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*Batman and Superman searching a dressing room*
Superman: What about this thing, it looks suspicious?
Batman *full Batman voice*: That’s an eyelash curler darling
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*OG JLA revealing identities to newbies*
Green Arrow: Your turn Bats, who are you?
Batman having decided to fuck with him walking up to him cocking his hip putting one hand on his chest and in full Brucie Wayne mode: C’mon Ollie-Dollie you know who I am. We dated 💕
Green Arrow (internally): Modem noise
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Recently revealed identities with Clark and Brucie being at the same party
Brucie: oh howdy 🤠 cowboy, fancy meeting you at this shindig
Clark *flustered* (internally): he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman…
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*Bruce getting a call during a JLA meeting*
Brucie: Oh! hello dear, yes of course I’m coming to your party I’ll see you later 😘
Batman: Our security measures need to be increased due to the number of criminals currently attempting to follow heroes to their base of operations
JLA *experiencing whiplash*: what.
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*undercover Brucie and members of the JLA at a party*
Bruce *pretending to be drunk wandering over to the flash*: excuse moi but can I get your attention for just a momento😊
Flash *completely disconnecting Bruce and bats*: yeah uh sure sir are you alright
Batman *quiet but deep Batman voice*: there’s an assassin in the rafters