Shazam, A Supposedly Magic Immortal Being Of Unknown Origin: Kinda Pops Off Ngl

I got some classic comics today.

I’m so excited. I also have the second issue of Batman year 1 but they were a bit pricey so I only got 2.

Im super excited for the Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow because I’ve heard about it from overly sarcastic productions.

I’m very happy I found this cause it was in the trade in section, love that place cause they have discounts!!!

I’m accepting this as canon in my head. If I ever get around to actually writing the fan comics I have in mind, expect Brucie Wayne shenanigans.

The thought that Brucie Wayne and Batman being two completely separate entities that Bruce can code switch between has consumed me especially with the idea that he mixes the two together on occasion to fuck with people

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*Batman and Superman searching a dressing room*

Superman: What about this thing, it looks suspicious?

Batman *full Batman voice*: That’s an eyelash curler darling

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*OG JLA revealing identities to newbies*

Green Arrow: Your turn Bats, who are you?

Batman having decided to fuck with him walking up to him cocking his hip putting one hand on his chest and in full Brucie Wayne mode: C’mon Ollie-Dollie you know who I am. We dated 💕

Green Arrow (internally): Modem noise

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Recently revealed identities with Clark and Brucie being at the same party

Brucie: oh howdy 🤠 cowboy, fancy meeting you at this shindig

Clark *flustered* (internally): he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman…

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*Bruce getting a call during a JLA meeting*

Brucie: Oh! hello dear, yes of course I’m coming to your party I’ll see you later 😘

Batman: Our security measures need to be increased due to the number of criminals currently attempting to follow heroes to their base of operations

JLA *experiencing whiplash*: what.

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*undercover Brucie and members of the JLA at a party*

Bruce *pretending to be drunk wandering over to the flash*: excuse moi but can I get your attention for just a momento😊

Flash *completely disconnecting Bruce and bats*: yeah uh sure sir are you alright

Batman *quiet but deep Batman voice*: there’s an assassin in the rafters

So I’m playing Fallout New Vegas for the first time and found out I can be a bisexual cowboy in post apocalyptic Nevada.

I’m having the time of my life.

dick grayson, used to fight killer clowns in pixie boots, not afraid to kill a man but never has: lmao

leon s kennedy, first day on the job, cried when he stepped on his dog’s paw, forced to kill many people: D,:

THANK YOU 🙏 This is the exact one!!!

Can someone help me, I can’t remember what it was called but there was a fanfic where the batfam showed Duke the Discowing outfit for the first time.

Everyone including Dick was prepared for Duke to make fun of it but Duke said “it’s beautiful.” The batfam was shocked and Dick was delighted.

I need help finding it cause I wanna download it to my usb.

Let's take a moment to appreciate just how amazing the title cards were for Batman the Animated Series.

moth Nero I love u 🦋

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