I Have No Excuse

this one did numbers on tiktok

petejer vampire au..............

Zombie AU!

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Pete- He was the first to notice Bill was a zombie, but after punching him in the face to get away, Pete gravely discovered he punched Bill right in the mouth, i.e. he got bit. Although he's a fast moving zombie, Pete moves slow on purpose. He has the least remnants of humanity out of the group, fully embracing his ghoulish way of life.

Josh- Bit by Bill at comic-con. He found a group of survivors in a cafeteria and tried convincing them he wasn't bit; it didn't work and they locked him in the freezer. Although he missed out on ice powers, being locked in the freezer for so long and having thicker skin gave Josh high fire resistance.

Jerry- Bit by Bill at comic-con. Ran into the woods to escape need for human brains. Subsides hunger by eating forest animals and is eventually overgrown with plants from lack of movement. Rejoins Bill's zombie hoard with Pete and Josh as he became stir-crazy.

Bill- The first to be infected by inhaling spores from a moldy comic book. Bill's the start of the zombie apocalypse and the end of comic-con. He has the highest level of intelligence, meaning he's able to communicate with zombies and humans, but will use his intelligence to manipulate his friends. It's finally a world where Bill doesn't have to work a shitty job and can steal as many collectibles and comics as he pleases. Being head zombie also raises his self-esteem, but the caveat is there's a country wide search for "Patient Zero," which could end his fun.

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

whatever. go my scarab

big sluggie

They make me ill

what if sorty and scarfy had little sock and mitten kids. what then.

in other words the avpt hyperfixation is resurfacing