dakota-moon0315

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you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

Y/n: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Natasha: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Y/n: Absolutely not

me: imagine learning a whole new language for a fictional character lol

*opens duolingo app to practice russian*

Carol: Your home is on fire, you have sixty seconds. What do you take?

Y/N: A nap.

““That’s the only thing that matters, honey, for someone to see more in you than you thought there was to see.” - Arthur Japin, In Lucia’s Eyes”

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““I think the best partner you can have is someone who makes you want to be the best form of yourself.” - Jennifer Lopez”

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the one time she didn’t turn around and one the time she did.

growing up is realizing it had to be natasha. no matter how bad we didn’t want it to be.

Steve: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Tony: [sighing] It's Natasha’s turn…

Natasha: Fuck shit up out there but don't die

Clint: [wiping a tear away] Inspirational

"Before you die, experience the love of a writer, poet or painter.

If you're lucky enough to an artists muse, they will immortalise you."

-💛

i fucking love this

things to normalize:

• having no friends

• spending most of your time/weekends at home

• not wanting to do drugs or drink alcohol

• being single

• struggling with your mental health

• not knowing how to drive or not wanting to drive

• living at home with family

• not wanting children

• not wanting to get married

• going to therapy

• never being in a relationship

• being a virgin

• not being okay/happy all the time

• men being in touch with their emotions/being able to openly express their emotions

• body hair on women

• ethnic features

• introverts/naturally quiet people

• doing things alone/by yourself

• not going to college or a prestigious school

• not wearing any makeup

.....😳😳 you can see it too???

i’m starting to think some of you guys are gay

your voice calms my storms

y/n: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Wanda: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Natasha: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Maria: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Pepper: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

You ever read a fanfiction so, so fucking good that when you're done reading it, you're kinda disoriented? Like the place you were reading it in seems unfamiliar because the story sucked you into the fucking fifth dimension with how good it was? Unparalleled feeling.

Fanfic writers are an absolute gift to humanity.

Tony: WHY? Why did you give Y/N a KNIFE?!
Natasha: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Tony: Now I feel unsafe!
Natasha: I’m sorry.
Natasha: ...Would you like a knife?

"my child is fine"

Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like it's the morning paper.

Natasha: So, I’ll start by introducing myself. I’m-

Y/N: *Enters the room*

Natasha: -Very gay and very single.

Xfinity Hangouts S2 Ep15: David & the Stars of Motherland: Fort Salem Part 2 (Amalia Holm and Taylor Hickson)

Meirl

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

what the fuck is wrong with people these days

These are just too good

“When two people are brought back together. It means fate gave them a lifeline. Dont waste it.”

- unknown