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eyes whisper lies more than lips ever could
eyes hear lies more than ears ever could
If youâre looking for truth youâll find it in the eyes
Noel Fielding - surreal comedian, 38
20-26 February 2012, by Jane Graham {x}
I was obsessed with football when I was 16. I was skillful winger and plating regular semi-pro. I hated school, except drawing, so I thought Iâd either go to art school or become a footballer. I looked like a girl. I had long blonde hair and was very skinny. I remember being in a pub with my mate when I was at college and a woman came up to him and asked if heâd like to buy a rose for his girlfriend. I was furious.
I was definitely a late developer. But I think thatâs quite good. There were boys in my year who looked like big massive men and they went out with grown-up women. They seemed to peak when they were 15. But you see then now and the look much older. You have all the time in the world to grow up. I donât think you should rush it. it breaks my heart seeing kids at 11 these days, all grown up â is that it then, childhoodâs over in 10 years?
If I met the teenage me now and someone told me heâd go on to do stand-up comedy and be quite outgoing and be on telly, Iâd think, no way. I was quite sweet but I was very shy. And I didnât look cool â I wore some bad chavvy clothes and had a terrible wedge haircut. But I think Iâd see a glimmer of hope in that boyâs eyes, a sign of the art student, the beads and the strange ponchos to come.
The first time I did stand-up I was terrified. I did some performance art at college where I dressed up as Jesus, jumped off a big cross and danced like Mick Jagger. I had a water pistol with holy water in it. That went well so I booked some real gigs, but I constantly worried my stuff wouldnât work. In those early days of stand-up I made myself ill worrying. I got hepatitis, which is made worse by stress. Iâd do a spate of gigs and knock myself back and end up on the sofa for six months.
When I met Julian [Barratt, Fieldingâs partner in The Mighty Boosh] it felt a bit like meeting a soul mate. My friends had told me Iâd love him. They said he was a bit crazy and jazzy and he had no jokes. I thought he was amazing. I went up to him and said: âIâm just like you!â I think he just thought I was some weird kid but a couple of years later, of course, we were working together. Somehow out chemistry was there from the beginning.
I came from a working class background and I wasnât very academic so I always thought everyone else knew more than me. Iâd tell my younger self not to worry about that â no one knows what theyâre doing. I think thereâs a little bit of an attitude in some working class areas â âWhat, youâre going to go off and be a comedian are you, mate?â Iâd tell the younger me not to listen to anyone lese. Take some risks â youâve only got one life and it goes faster and faster.
If I could relive one day it would be the day I got into Croydon Art College. I didnât get in at first, I was on the reserve list. I was hanging round with other people who didnât have jobs and didnât know what hey were going to do. Then I got a call telling me someone had dropped out and I had got into college. It was like a tiny door opening, an escape, and I thought â yes!
Julian Barratt - comedian and actor, 48
27 April 2017, by Jane Graham {x}
At 16 I was into jazz fusion. Not even jazz, just jazz fusion. Rock instruments played like jazz. Really not fashionable in any way. People like Weather Report, Jack Pastorius. My dad was bang into it, so I thought it was normal. Until I played some to my mates. Then when I saw their reaction, it became my dirty secret. I could play guitar pretty well. Or pretty fast anyway. Me and my mate had duels, trying to outspeed each other to become the fastest guitarist in Yorkshire. That was all that mattered to me.
One of my first pieces of advice to the teenage me would be not to go with the white Whitesnake-style suit for his first live gig. Though it did have the benefit of disguising my dandruff. I got into heavy metal because you could legitimately play solos. Van Halen was a big influence. At my first live gig I wore a white suit and I had long hair, quite curly but not much of it, quite thin hair, all round the front, parted just behind, with just a sprinkling of dandruff. And I played a lot of long, fast guitar solos. It wasnât a very good look. And it didnât get me any girls.
I was obsessed with particular girls, a feeling often unrequited needless to say. I remember a field geography trip to the Isle of Arran, when I was so in love with this incredible goth girl, Katie Kinaid. She was really into rocks. Not rock, geology. She didnât notice me. But I was besotted. I just thought about her all the time, hoping for a glance. I was a late starter, quite naĂŻve. Later on, I could see how being a comedian did help in that area. When youâre funny people sort of feel you must be nice, or at least not frightening.
I tried to leave home at 17 to become a jazz guitarist. We went to stay with a friend of a friendâs uncle but we came back after three days. We thought weâd make inroads into the jazz scene in London â weâd read biographies about guys who got gigs at Ronnie Scottâs and got spotted and immediately taken into someoneâs band. So we told our parents we were leaving home. They gave us two days and we lasted three, so we outdid expectations.
If I met teenage Julian now, Iâd see this shy person, with long hair, into odd music. But he is also becoming interested in comedy. I found it quite magical, finding people who made me laugh, thinking about how they did it. I remember seeing Vic and Bob and thinking, ah yes, thatâs just what my mates do, that absurd humour, making an in-joke a public joke. Controversially, I quite like Bernard Manning. He had this particular kind of Northern delivery and timing. And when the jokes werenât horribly racist, they were so funny. I mean, my grandad was a racist. You canât do anything about these people, theyâre from a different time. I remember Bernard Manning was shown a clip of The Mighty Boosh on a TV show, which was a great honour in a way. He said: âThese two donât have a fucking clue. As funny as a burning orphanage.â He had a real way with radical imagery.
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Good questions in a world with magic:
How does the magic work? Do you need ingredients to cast a spell or just a word? Are there more difficult rituals that must take a longer time to perform?
What are the limits for your magic? How many spells can you use before youâre âemptyâ? (Make sure you take into account the difference of using many simple spells up to more than one difficult spell.)
How does one gain magic power? Do they gain it from a higher power, by reading and learning from books, from genetics, or some other way? (You can always gain help with this area from D&D playerâs handbooks.)
Are there forbidden spells or forbidden paths of magic? Some good examples of what is usually seen as a forbidden path or magic are necromancy and blood magic.
For the higher level spells, why are they more difficult? What about them makes them more difficult? The amount of magical power or prowess needed? The necessary ingredients? The time period needed to cast the spell?
Is magic illegal in your world? Would your character(s) need to hide that they have magic? If itâs illegal, what happened to make it illegal?
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