Holiday Toilet Squirt Calendar

Holiday Toilet Squirt Calendar

Thanks to @@i-control-sluts-betas-cuckqueans for helping me be a better and better Virgin Beta. Realizing my nub doesn't get any type of sex (and calling what I do get sex is a gross mischaracterization), this post has been edited and updated. My nub has toilet squirts, not sex so the calendar has been renamed to reflect that. Now the calendar is even more perfect for my sexless, virgin nub!

April/Bday: To make it extra special you can have a warm sock. One she wore that night and then gives it to you when you are dismissed to the bathroom. You may squirt into the sock this year. The best orgasm you get all year.

Memorial Day: Definitely a day for you to remember your Virgin status and the beta you have become. No cumming that day to memorialize how pathetic you are.

July 4 and Labor Day are definitely toilet squirts.

Veterans Day is a day of reflection about what others have sacrificed for you. Edge as you reflect on what pleasure your wife has had to sacrifice in order to be married to a pathetic beta like you. Definitely no cumming

Makes sense to celebrate Halloween. To think how scary it is that you are so pathetic. Hump and cum in the toilet that night.

Thanksgiving to be thankful for your wife’s willingness to keep you a virgin and my control to allow her to deal with you less. A day to reflect and edge with no cumming.

Christmas is a day of giving, but you shouldn't expect something special. Give your wife the gift of peace and quiet and meekly ask for a quick and simple solo toilet squirt.

New year’s a holiday to reflect on how pathetic you have been all year. Edging kneeling by the toilet and then squirting into the trash next to the toilet to end the year on the right note