Dangertiefling - Even Dreams Are Full Of Broken Things

when cats do that thing where they stretch their paws and all their little toes spread out…. reblog if u agree

Remember when you are viewing my blog that I am queer and transgender. This should influence how you view me and all my posts. Amen.

my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:

he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year

I love vivec sm when you ask them why dagoth ur is winning i can’t help but read this part with ultimate sass

There is something so beautiful about woman dressed in historical clothing that’s usually only worn by men.

Like, a man wearing historical fashion: eh, ok I guess, I mean it’s still cool cause- history! but still just ok…

But a woman: More beautiful than Aphrodite, a queen! I aspire to look like this. Woman, honestly, can pull of historical men’s historical fashion so well, and they all look like queens and badasses.

the creation of

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

As a language nut, that would be amazing!

for requests, I have a Concept: Portia tries to teach an enthusiastic MC Nivenese/Nevivonian/her native language (I just think this would be adorable). potential bonus round: they have a baby, and want to raise it bilingual (I can just imagine MC quietly swooning over the sound of Portia speaking/singing to the baby in Nivenese, it'd be so so soft)

i have a hard rule that i dont do anything abt having kids, BUT! i can get u some headcanons of: 

Portia Teaching MC Nevivonian/Her Native Language

Portia patiently sitting down with MC and teaching them different words and pronunciations. 

Finding it equal parts endearing and hilarious when they give their best attempt to tell her something sweet in it and absolutely butcher it. 

“Ermmmmmm, you know that means anus right? “ 

Trying to teach MC how to roll their R’s and ending up giving them That Face when they accidentally spit on her in their attempt. 

She puts little pieces of paper all over Every item in their home with the Nevivion language word for it, which helps MC recognize objects until Pepi rolls around on them and moves them. 

Teaching MC her favorite shanties and songs in Nevivonian and they sing them together while gardening. 

She starts with the curse words, she knows they’re the most important words of any language to know. 

MC trying to flirt with Portia in  Nevivionian just leads to her breaking down in uncontrollable laughter. 

She’s always patient though, and she gives MC as many lessons as it takes and is always looking for teachable moments to tell MC new words or to speak to them in it. 

“Mercedes DROP THE POMEGRANATE- MC, in Nevivonic, Pomegranate is___” 

By the gods that's amazing!

Women scientists made up 25% of the Pluto fly-by New Horizon team. Make sure you share this, because erasing women’s achievements in science and history is a tradition. Happens every day.

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http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/News-Center/News-Article.php?page=20150712