Dangertiefling - Even Dreams Are Full Of Broken Things

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

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You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

We don’t talk about the Bosmer enough, I want more lore damn it

gollums loincloth is like 2 inches of toilet paper and he’s hopping around like disneys quasimodo doing acrobatics and we as an audience are narrowly spared from seeing his peepee but you cannot you CANNOT argue that sam and frodo didnt see it at least once!! they didn’t want to but they didn’t have things like camera angles to save them they probably saw gollums swinging little meat sack a hundred times and both of them just decided to never ever mention it

I physically look like a love child between Vulgora and Volta. Its rare to actually see characters that look like me in any way. Its hard for me to pin my personality. I can be calm and collected and very focused on work, yet I am an anxious mess with a need for travel and exploration. I'm kind of a chaotic neutral type.

I literally feel like I’m Vulgora and Valdemar’s lovechild with a pinch of Julian. That’s highkey me. No need to get to know me, that’s it, that’s the whole show

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

If you’re gonna reblog this Shitpost then I wanna know what characters you relate to the most let’s get a chain going bois

getting ready to present my thesis

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

since the dawn of time immemorial, humans have wondered, “what happened before the beginning of history?” the answer… is “fungus, mostly.” unfortunately, the mycorrhicene era has ended, giving way to the meatier, louder, and less efficient anthropocene. but what if i told you. we could bring it back? (shoots you with a spore dart)

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.