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I just dont have a pic of my apprentice yet other than my icon uwu

If you’re ok with me drawing your Apprentice(s) interacting with My Apprentices, comment or reblog this post.

I just wanna draw some babes.

He did it for you

:3

As a language nut, that would be amazing!

for requests, I have a Concept: Portia tries to teach an enthusiastic MC Nivenese/Nevivonian/her native language (I just think this would be adorable). potential bonus round: they have a baby, and want to raise it bilingual (I can just imagine MC quietly swooning over the sound of Portia speaking/singing to the baby in Nivenese, it'd be so so soft)

i have a hard rule that i dont do anything abt having kids, BUT! i can get u some headcanons of: 

Portia Teaching MC Nevivonian/Her Native Language

Portia patiently sitting down with MC and teaching them different words and pronunciations. 

Finding it equal parts endearing and hilarious when they give their best attempt to tell her something sweet in it and absolutely butcher it. 

“Ermmmmmm, you know that means anus right? “ 

Trying to teach MC how to roll their R’s and ending up giving them That Face when they accidentally spit on her in their attempt. 

She puts little pieces of paper all over Every item in their home with the Nevivion language word for it, which helps MC recognize objects until Pepi rolls around on them and moves them. 

Teaching MC her favorite shanties and songs in Nevivonian and they sing them together while gardening. 

She starts with the curse words, she knows they’re the most important words of any language to know. 

MC trying to flirt with Portia in  Nevivionian just leads to her breaking down in uncontrollable laughter. 

She’s always patient though, and she gives MC as many lessons as it takes and is always looking for teachable moments to tell MC new words or to speak to them in it. 

“Mercedes DROP THE POMEGRANATE- MC, in Nevivonic, Pomegranate is___” 

'My gender is not the best financially'

It's not wrong here, I'm paying off my surgery after all

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

sermon 33

vivec fights a metaphor: episode 6

vivec: nerevar

nerevar: yes

vivec: can you do that thing where you beat up the moon again

nerevar: sure thing pal :) !

nerevar beats up the moon. vivec prevents it from falling from the sky on the city, making it float mid-air

nerevar: haha good job :) so are you gonna like… remove it now or put it somewhere else than right above everyones heads or

vivec: nah

you know, for all I joke about quarantine being my normal life, I never realised how much I liked having the option to go out if I want to.

"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone