Dunmer Children Wearing Spiky Vests For Cliff Racers Like The Spiky Armor You Put On Chihuahuas As An

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers' labour

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

best actor goes to my cat for their sensationally convincing portrayal of “starving Dickensian orphan begging and foraging in the streets of London” in the daytime drama You Have Been Fed Already, Asshole

*pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you wi

you know, for all I joke about quarantine being my normal life, I never realised how much I liked having the option to go out if I want to.

A long furby

do you think Valdemar would like a Furby?

Get yourself somebody that can do both.