dansdyingcrotchplant

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my brain cannot get past this. phil going "aw look we're together" and almost getting himself impaled on the moving wall of spikes, and then when dan goes on his obligatory screaming session + lecture like "'look, we're together', LOOK AT THE F-ING SPIKE WALL", phil just hooks back onto that first bit and goes "look at us ❤️" even softer and sweeter than before 😭😭😭 the biggest phannie to ever phannie

terrible influence tour idea. leading up to the tour beginning there's a lot of wedding related hints being dropped. the phandom thinks it's a hard launch. but instead dan and phil become ordained ministers and at every show two people in the audience get married whether they want to or not. phan ships back

say gex [x]

our rich gay uncles

Dan and Phil’s gay summer holiday ✨

someone get this man in a skirt RIGHT TF NOW

dan: yum yum i love ranch

dan: phil i was put on this earth by god for the sole purpose of finding you

the return of the king

Okay, but what are we getting for DNPTIT merch??

‘why didn’t you catch me’ my phrother in christ you thought dan was twerking when he fainted and punched a lamp

oh i’ve watched the big four

oh great

spiritual successor to this

► (441/1000) photos of youtubers → Dan Howell and Phil Lester

It's a slit and tit kinda fandom you wouldn't get it

free VIP m&g tickets to anyone who can recite the PINOF 6 ladders LP (with hand gestures)

father philip is here to bless you

tits out for titt tour you have three months to find the most insane pushup bra you can. gentlemen start your engines

Like I'm sorry, I get that we're mostly supposed to spread positivity and all that, but we know that no space is perfect and fan spaces do tend to center western and white fans more, and everyone of us, literally myself and anyone who lays eyes on this post, needs to do self-reflection about our actions, because western fans are a bit too quick to talk in condescending ways down to the rest of us and we don't exactly have a lot of people believe us about fan spaces being exclusionary.

Concerns are taken out of context and belittled and that more than anything makes spaces feel unwelcome, because that's social power and privilege being leveraged against us.

If anyone needs to hear it no I'm not even personally all that torn up about the tour not including many continents right now, but what many fans have pointed out is that the lack of any address of that in conjunction with past racist and orientalist micro aggressions can create an overall experience of feeling generally excluded. And of course emotions are running high right now over a bunch of that stuff but the part that actually directly bothers me a lot is just how quick western fans are to use very condescending tones and words with us to make it seem like we don't understand something simple by divorcing these grievances completely from the context of larger exclusion that they are in.

Like, listen, you can ignore us and all that, but after all the talks about fandom racism and all the feel good "solidarity with poc fans!!" kinda posts and tags and all, this is a humble request (because what else can I make) to at least self reflect when you talk about any of this or talk on posts by fans who are angry about not getting explanations, and to at least ask yourself "am I being condescending right now? Am I talking down to someone? Am I voicing what I want to in a way that implies I'm on a higher horse by not being concerned/emotional about this thing?"

It's the smallest bit of respect that your fellow fans deserve. Because honestly, even before all this tour stuff I had enough of being talked down to in many many ways by western fans and not having anyone to turn to who could understand how unsafe that can make someone feel. This is a larger problem, please let's not pretend it isn't, because that isn't what will make it go away

Peace and love to all

This is the face of a man who just got his boyfriend/fiance/roommate to say publicly "Fuck me Daddy"

someone explain how peoples friend groups/relationships have deteriorated after one holiday and these mf’s have coordinate 3 world tours

dan’s scheduled a post

THIS IS NOT A JOKE PEOPLE

credit to twitter for this one

These two are a couple who have been together for 15 years btw 😭😭😭😭

people: dan and phil really don't like it when you guys post shipping stuff it makes them uncomfortable :/

dan: how DARE you people ship phil with a CHARACTER i play as opposed to ME you're supposed to ship him with ME

no thoughts, just strangely aesthetic d&p

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can you guys watch my meerkat for a second-

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

screw pride month, halloween this year is gonna be WILD-