If They're Not Insane And Covered In Blood I Don't Want Them

How i sleep knowing that my favorite slashers wouldn't kill me because ❤I'm built different❤

I miss my bf (he's a fictional character)

Barnaby: Stop, Troy, stop. We go down the hill, Troy.

Troy: I thought we were going to Upper Warden.

Barnaby: Yeah, we are. Upper Warden is down the hill, Lower Warden is up the hill.

Troy: Well, that doesn’t make any sense.

Barnaby: Troy, this is Midsomer.

Troy: Sorry, I forgot.

I said what I said

Not to be all "Billy actually does care for Stu" (even though he absolutely does and I’ll die on that hill) but after Stu tells him "I think I'm dying here" cuz Billy's stabs were much deeper than the stabs he gave to Billy, Billy gives him the phone and tells him to keep Sid on the line and to "keep talking" and it's a well known fact that if someone is dying in some way, like, say, slowly bleeding out, keeping them distracted by having them keep talking is a good way to keep them awake and therefore keep them alive, so I'm not saying "Billy was just as in love with Stu as Stu was with him" but that's exactly what I'm saying

I visited a puffin colony a few days ago.

I want you to meet my friend… the porb

The thing is: the sparrow’s are co-workers, whereas the umbrella’s are family. Yes, a disfuncional, weird, fucked up, strange family… but a family nonetheless.